Sunday, February 28, 2021

Three Amigos

Ashford and Cannon drove off the reservation of the Antahueca Apache, and they eventually found a place to park for the evening. Now, the two city slickers were hardly expert outdoorsmen, and this was noted by one Bill McCloud, a native of New Mexico. He was riding a newly acquired horse, and that campfire did sure look welcoming. Greeting the New Englanders with a curt "howdy", he asked if he could join them, and it was soon decided to join forces for dinner. 

McCloud had several tales to tell: Of the strange disappearance of young Eliza, the twin sister of Mildred Turner in the Santo Domingo gorge outside Silver City, a gorge that made the faithful cross themselves and the Indians to quietly mutter spells to ward off the dwellers beneath. Of the strange Mexicans in Nogales, who only stole white cows from the ranch owner "Tiny" Merritt, and emptied the cows of all of their blood. Well, Mr. McCloud himself was almost included in the Mexican blood bank before his revolver blew a path leading away from the situation. And finally of his days as a stunt man working for Samuel Goldwyn way off in Hollywood, and the gay times he had with the denizens of the silver screen.

After many a tale, the three gentlemen decided to retire on a moonlit Christmas Eve. However, their sleep was interrupted by the most panicked whinnying of McCloud's horse. Grabbing their guns, the three adventurers dashed out, but nothing was to be seen. A more thorough examination of the campsite revealed strange interlocked triangular tracks around the bus, and no tracks leading away from the vehicle. The tracks also emitted a faint but truly noxious stench. There were also scratch marks on the roof of the bus, and the gentlemen decided to mount a guard. Frank Cannon took the first shift, and he settled on the roof. With no ambient light, the stars and the Milky Way shone upon Frank Cannon on the roof of the bus, but he shuddered when he noticed what seemed to be an amorphous shadow blotting out stars and the Milky Way as it travelled eastwards. Both Ashford and Cannon slept restlessly, but McCloud remained unperturbed. Then, he hadn't experienced the unnatural horrors that Ashford and Cannon had encountered in the past. 

McCloud, being between jobs, decided that he'd join the two greenhorn gentlemen, and they did not seem to mind. They decided to seek out more information in Carrizozo, a couple of miles west of their camp ground, before paying White Oaks a visit to see what all that mining talk was about. First they had another polite conversation with poor Elmer Pluckett, the railway worker who had suffered a serious mental breakdown of sorts after finding the remains of cousin Jimmy. He was provided with lunch, and although more than a little discombobulated, he told the three amigos of a man, Tom Simmons, who'd died from some strange poisoning after mining in White Oaks. Pluckett really couldn't handle a longer conversation, so the gentlemen proceeded to have lunch before visiting the town hospital, where the corpse of Simmons had been taken. The trio split up, since McCloud was not yet known to be a companion  of Ashford and Cannon, so McCloud secured lunch and a bottle of tequila while the out-of-towners sat down at a table.

The Carrizozo town hospital was an unassuming  building, and it was run by nurse Agatha Pettenkoffer, who was more than a little standoff-ish when dealing with Ashford and Cannon, since they were from out of town. McCloud entered a bit later, and he and his natural, care-free charm had more luck in asking for the cause of death of Tom Simmons. The autopsy protocol said poisoning, but considering the symptoms, it seemed more like radiation poisoning!

Nurse Agatha Pettenkoffer.

White Oaks stands out for more than being a ghost town. It was considered an "eastern" town, with none of the flat-roofed adobe buildings so characteristic for New Mexico. At one point White Oaks had as many lawyers as miners, and Billy the Kid supposedly enjoyed visiting White Oaks for bawdy cavorting. Pat Garrett, the Sheriff of Lincoln County used to spend time in White Oaks, and so did Shotgun John Collins. At its peak in the 1880s, the town had 2,500 or so inhabitants. Following the gold crash of 1907, the population dwindled to 200, and by the 1920s White Oaks is supposedly abandoned.


White Oaks looking east.

The three amigos finally left Carrizozo for White Oaks after buying some dynamite for, well, mining. The bus was driven at a moderate pace, enabling McCloud's horse to keep up. The road to White Oaks was very poorly kept, and they decided to park the bus after noticing several vultures circling overhead. The vultures were indeed eyeing their next macabre meal: the remains of two males, presumably ranch hands, and now quite dead, with limbs torn off and skulls shattered. They had apparently fired off many rounds of ammunition in defense with no noticeable result. It was a disconcerting sight, but the gentlemen nevertheless proceeded. They all decided to stay in the old church of the Seventh Day Adventists, and they also decided to keep guard from the steeple. It was Lotus Ashford who first spotted a looming shadow in between the houses, a shadow that moved furtively, yet quickly, from alley to alley. As it stepped out into the moonlit Main Street, Ashford shrieked in utter terror before scrambling down the ladder. The dreadful creature was enormous, perhaps as tall as ten feet, and assembled from a wide and ungodly array of human parts, and from the side of the head Ashford could see a severely mangled face. It was the face of cousin Jimmy.

Frank Cannon peeked out of the front doors to see what the raucous was all about, and he was equally terrified. He managed to fire a shotgun shell at the monstrosity, blowing off chunks of meat, but the abomination just let out a deafening howl before scampering off in the direction of the mines. McCloud's bottle of tequila definitely came in handy after this harrowing experience.



Thursday, February 25, 2021

Spring in Arkham

Another conversation at J. Pollack Fine Antiques, late on Friday, April 3.

"Jesus, I cannot believe that he killed himself. I mean, I knew them somewhat well as a couple, and they did seem to be a really good match. Poor Diana!" Jules Pollack silently cursed that he was out of cognac yet again. 

"Yes, I do really feel horrible." Howard Lake chimed in. "You know, I actually knew Jake...well, Jacob, as a kid, and we went to High School together. We had quite a few good times. My mother just told me that her and Violet - my sister, you know - actually ran into Jacob in the book store this very Monday evening. He apparently looked horrible. Early onset hair loss and bad eating habits, no doubt." 

"Hrmf". Moira Baker snorted. "Hair loss my derriere. This is a clear-cut case of radioactive poisoning. I trust my new friend, Mr. Geiger, quite a bit. He's rarely wrong. And both the blood samples and the body itself left very little to the imagination. Positively glowing in death." 

"Perhaps we should commemorate his life with a glass of fine recycled fortified urine?" Mackie just could not get over what seemed to be a hint of something strange on her palate after having had tea with Dr. Emmett Brown. "Nevertheless, I am glad we visited Dr. Brown. He may be more than a little eccentric, but he knows his physics. He is actually quoted by Einstein himself in one of Albert's treatises". 

"But what about the mountains?"  Jules had finally scrounged up a fresh bottle of cognac. 

"Yes, and what about Bogislav Klimnik?" Irwin Bowers pronounced the name slowly, like if it was drenched in molasses. 

Dr. and Mrs. Spinoza


  ARKHAM ADVERTISER

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Arkham Scientist Found Dead

Friday, April 3, 1925

Dr. Jacob D. Spinoza was found dead in his home this Wednesday, April 1. Dr. Spinoza may have been consumed by an extraordinary workload,  although the Arkham Police Department is investigating the issue. Dr. Spinoza had a brilliant career, primarily with various Ivy League universities on the East Coast, but more recently with his Alma Mater. Miskatonic University, and more recently in the construction of the cutting-edge Topsfield power plant, that is being constructed by General Electric. He is survived by his young wife, Mrs. Diana Spinoza nee Burgess.

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Cougars win Stanley Cup

Friday, April 3, 1925

The Stanley Cup Final was played on March 30 at the Patrick Arena in Victoria, British Columbia. The Victoria Cougars (WCHL) beat the Montreal Canadiens (NHL), 6-1 for a 3-1 series win. The Cougars was celebrated in their home town on April 2.


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Violent Mob Killing

Friday, April 3, 1925 

Mr. Arnold Lake of  3 Apple Lane was gunned down this morning in an exceptionally violent attack. Mr. Lake, a retired railway worker, had previously spent time in the Springfield State Penitentiary between 1917 and 1918, being sentenced for several counts of battery as well as embezzlement while conducting railroad union activism and organizing labor.

Lake in 1917
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Tennessee rejects Darwin

                                                       Wednesday, April 1, 1925

Tennessee governor Austin Peay passed the Butler Act on March 21,  making Tennessee the first state to outlaw teaching the theory of evolution. Professor Marcus G. Lake of the Miskatonic University's Biology Department rejected the Butler Act at an animated debate about Darwinism at the university library: "It is foolish to assume that natural selection does not work. There is solid proof to be had in nature and in fossils". Professor Lake was unfortunately interrupted at this point by a what seemed to be a religious fanatic later identified as Roscoe Phelps,  who made loud monkey-like noises while throwing bananas at Professor Lake. He was apprehended by the campus security staff.

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                  Partial Building Collapse on East Derby Street 
                                                                            
                                                                     Friday, April 3, 1925 

A residential building on East Derby Street opposite the Grand Opera suffered a partial collapse for unknown reasons last evening. The Arkham Police Department are currently investigating the case, and the most likely cause is currently ascertained to be a local landslide. An unidentified individual in scant garments was seen leaving the scene.






Friday, February 19, 2021

Boot Hill and Beyond.

The moon was full when Frank Cannon, Lotus Ashford and Mortimer, the unnaturally skinny undertaker, walked into the Lincoln Cemetery. Mortimer pointed towards the final resting place of cousin Jimmy, and although Mortimer's dialect was unintelligible, his gestures left little to the imagination. It was hard work, but just after midnight, the coffin could be opened. By then, the Mortimer was almost uncannily excited, but that could not compare to the dreadful sight of the remains: Jimmy was missing his upper arms, a foot, and his head! Lotus recoiled in sheer horror as Frank Cannon muttered something about Manhattan alleyways and their dreadful contents on certain nights. After regaining his composure, it was decided that cousin Jimmy's remains were to be sent back to Arkham.



Three views of Lincoln County.

It was an early Tuesday morning when Cannon and Ashford finally fell asleep. They woke up before noon, and decided to have late breakfast of early lunch at the Union Hotel's splendid dining room. However, just as Lotus Ashford poured himself a steaming hot cup of coffee, a gravelly voice asked if he could join. The badge on the shirt of the middle-aged person indicated a lawman, and he introduced himself as Sheriff Jared Donahue. He informed Cannon and Ashfor4d on no uncertain terms that Lincoln, New Mexico really did not have enough space for out-of-towners, and that Cannon and Ashford had better leave the town before noon on Wednesday, which also happened to be Christmas Eve. The sheriff left, and although Frank Cannon sneered about incompetency and country bumpkins, the duo realized that it may be advisable to leave Lincoln before bad things happened.  

Sheriff Jared Donahue.

After packing up, Ashford and Cannon decided to have another chat with Father Joshua Bose, the Jesuit missionary who shepherded the Catholic congregation of St. Mary's church, a mainly Hispanic church. There were many questions to be asked about the condition of cousin Jimmy's corpse, and the Mary Shelley-like condition of the remains. Father Bose was preparing for Christmas, but he was more than willing to talk to the duo. This started a long discussion about how "Boss" Martin and his ranch hands harassed the Antahueca Apace north of Lincoln, how this might be connected to the rare mineral finds, and old, half-forgotten Indian legends about the dead being made to rise again to defend the hapless by particularly powerful medicine. A funeral involving another footless corpse seemed to point in a strange and disturbing direction.

 It was decided to pay the Antahueca Apache a visit, and although Father Bose could not join Cannon and Ashford, he did write a letter of introduction to Antahueca Chief Nascha Alonzo Ruiz. It was once again dark as the enterprising investigators made it back to the Union Inn and Hotel. This time it was Frank Cannon who had his sleep interrupted by strange scratching sounds at the window. Fully equipped with wife beater, oversize boxer shorts and a cocked .38 snub nose, he peeked out the window, but there was nothing to see, although the yapping of several dogs could be heard. 

Good morning, sweethearts!

The morning of Wednesday, December 24, came by far too quickly, but despite uneasy sleep, Ashford and Cannon decided to purchase a generous amount of Christmas supplies for the impoverished Apache. They then feigned departure from Lincoln as Sheriff Donahue observed them. Ashford and Cannon were simply going to camp out in the countryside while continuing to investigate the circumstances surrounding the death of cousin Jimmy. 

It was on the later side of the afternoon as the dynamic duo descended on the Antahueca Apache. The small reservation did indeed radiate destitution, and a few filthy children stared at the bus as it slowly rolled into the depressed little community. A few adults had assembled in the middle of the village, and they all seemed more than a little wary of the two strangers. A tall Apache had a shotgun at the ready, and it was quite clear from the onset that he wasn't of the social persuasion. This was Nascha Alonzo Ruiz, chief of the remnants of the once prosperous Antahueca Apache. His mood seemed to improve as Ashford and Cannon presented the Christmas gifts and the letter from Father Bose, but was interrupted by a much older Apache who interrupted the conversation with strange talk about omens, portents, dark fates and the dire and woeful situation of the Apache. Ashford and Cannon were getting increasingly uncomfortable as the old man, Medah Mitchell Old Horse, was turned away by Chief Nascha, who yet insisted that Ashford and Cannon leave, preferably before sundown. This seemed to be the end of the strange conversation, and Ashford and Cannon bade a curt farewell mounted their small bus. As they rolled out of the community and into the evening, they could not fail to notice a chilling sight: a stack of dirty and moldy coffins stacked up against the side of a rickety house.

Nascha Alonzo Ruiz                              Medah Mitchell Old Horse







Wednesday, February 17, 2021

 ARKHAM ADVERTISER

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Storm Ravages Martin's Beach, Kingsport

Sunday, March 8, 1925

The spring storm of March 8 and 9 is feared to have led to the disappearance of M/S Mary P. Benjamin, a fishing vessel from Kingsport, as well as her crew of four. The captain, Jerome K. Philbin, decided to ignore warnings against leaving port during the storm, and it is assumed that the sea swallowed both the vessel and her crew. Elsewhere, several buildings in Kingsport were damaged, while Martin's Beach saw significant damage to the main pier, which also was covered by pieces of foul-smelling fish. Mr. Vernon Morrison and Ms. Johanna Glover of Martin's Beach were swept out to sea, but rescued despite the terrific storm by Mr. Jules Pollack and Ms. Moira Baker of Arkham in an astounding feat of swimming and compassion. 

Gregory Goyle Carried to Final Rest

The remains of young Gregory Goyle were buried this morning in Christchurch Cemetary. His parents. Mr. and Mrs. Warburton Goyle, held a brief speech at the funeral, insisting that the "Arkham Madman" Henry Chester and any possible accomplices would be found and brought to justice. Mrs. Goyle ended the ceremony with a deeply sorrowful eulogy, stating that Gregory was " a true model for young men everywhere, and one with a bright future, one that is now extinguished". Gregory Goyle is mourned by his family and friends, and especially his older brother Stafford, and his older sister,  Carmilla. 

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Power Plant Construction Commences

Tuesday, March 10, 1925

Councilman Bedford Duvall has announced that the construction of a new powerplant on the Miskatonic River will commence this week, after Federal funding had been approved. A site southeast of Topsfield has been surveyed, and the location will fit the demands of both the Town Council and General Electric, the winning contractor. Chief engineer Jacob T. Spinoza expects the power plant to be ready by July this year.

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Full Throttle for New England!

Wednesday, March 18, 1925

Miskatonic Millionaire Magnate Lotus Ashford II has sponsored a Boston-Albany-Burlington-Boston motor race that will take place on Saturday, July 4. The event will showcase the prowess of the American auto industry as well as the abilities of our nation's drivers in competition with other drivers from around the world. The winner will receive what is described as a "significant cash prize". 

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B&L Miners on Strike

Friday, March 20, 1925

The workers of the Barrow and Locke Mining Company have been on strike since Wednesday, when the morning shift failed to report to the mining operation in the Halliburton Hills southwest of Newburyport. Rumors claim that the strike has been caused by unsafe working conditions in and around the mine.

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Dunstan Dunford running for Mayor 

Sunday, March 29

Mr. Dunstan Dunford announced yesterday that will be running for mayor of Arkham in the November elections. He will be running against the incumbent mayor, The Honorable Jonathan D. Bryce, who has served as mayor for three terms. According to influential Council Member Bedford Duvall, Dunford represents real change, and the prospects of finally bringing Arkham into a prosperous 20th century for all of its citizens.


Friday, February 12, 2021

Martin's Beach Madness

- From the diary of Irvin Bowers:

Unintelligible. 

- From the diary of Howard Lake:

The Sunday stroll through Martin's Beach showed us a very quaint little seaside town, but the weather made the fireplace at the Union Inn beckon. We socialized with the graduate students Emerson Lyle and Agda Gibson, who were polite, engaged, and just a bit overbearing. It turned out that while Agda Gibson was a an artist and painter in her spare time, while Emerson Lyle had a passion for genealogy. The afternoon was pleasant and cozy, but we overheard that some of the locals were suffering from ailments. We retired, but then the dreams hit us all again. This time they seem to have affected Agda Gibson to the degree that she walked out into the cold Atlantic Ocean, only to wake up and return, quite disheveled, to the Wavecrest Hotel. Her furious pounding on the front door woke us all up, and it was some time before we went back to restless sleep.

Emerson Lyle and Agda Gibson.

That Monday we made it out to Wyman's Hill to survey the proposed site for the archaeological dig. It was still cold and miserable, and I found myself walking around with a surveyor's pole and seemingly aimlessly placing the implement on various terrain features. We went back to the hotel, and this time I struck up conversation with Joe Zumwald and Brendan Hill, the locals who were concerned about ailments and bad dreams. It turned out that they had their own little occult society, The Most Enlightened Fellowship of the Star of the Sea, and the name was eerily familiar. But alas, they seemed quite harmless, and they had a small meeting room and library on Elm Street. We were invited, and tod that their friends Johanna Glover and Vernon Morrison were having fevers as well as weird and disturbing dreams. Moira Baker did make a house call, and nothing seemed wrong with them, except for severe sleep deprivation and a slight temperature. Something unnatural was clearly afoot, but what?

The meeting room of The Most Enlightened Fellowship of the Star of the Sea.

Joe Zumwalt, Brendan Hill and Vernon Morrison.

Johanna Glover

We spent the next day at Wyman's Hill, and the finds did indicate some odd similarities to Phoenician ceremonial sites, but all of this may also have a mere coincidence. Still, we all thought of the Dagon cult in Los Angeles, and the horrors that have haunted us since. When we came back, Emerson Lyle revealed some of his research regarding Arthur Bennet Saunders and his family, and queer things did emerge: Arthur was supposedly from old Kingsport stock. His father was Colonel Johnston Saunders (+1919), his mother Leah Digby (Waite) (+1901) of Kingsport and Martin’s Beach, or so we thought. She was actually from the backwards fishing town of Innsmouth, several hours north of Arkham, the half-sister of Asenath Waite’s father Ephraim. Leah left Innsmouth at a very young age, around 1875. Leah Waite did change her name to Digby, after her supposed mother, Yolanda, who was from Boston, but who died under unclear circumstances when Leah was two. 

Then came that fateful early March Thursday. A day that almost cost me my very own life. A dreadful storm descended upon Martin's Beach, and it seemed as if someone, or something, beckoned to Moira to join him under the sea. She woke up abruptly and ran down to her husband, waiting in all his loving glory at the end of the pier, or so she thought...


We all rushed out to help Moira, but we were confronted by two of those dreadful fish creatures that we had encountered under Los Angeles as well as Vernon and Johanna, apparently in a somnambulatory stage . They were commanded by a horrifying fishman hybrid that once was Arthur Bennett Saunders. This lurid aquatic beast was about to embrace Moira in a most unnatural way in the raging storm, his long fish-skin tongue reaching out towards her pale neck. Was Arthur finally going to drag Moira into the sea to spawn more fish people? We were going to stop this, but wearing only our pajamas and overcoats, the odds seemed against us. Irwin Bowers dashed back to the hotel to pick up his shotgun, but the rest of us threw ourselves at the ungodly abominations, razor-sharp claws, jagged teeth and all. We were hacked, slashed and bitten by the abominations, and before long we were covered in our blood and their slimy, oily ichor. Moira was almost dragged into the dark, stormy waters, if it wasn't for redoubtable Mackie McNamara who pressed down a life preserver over the Arthur creature, pinning his arms to his side and allowing Mackie to get to work with the Pocket Knife of Doom. Although the creature's neck was penetrated to release a rivulet of foul-smelling fluids, the Arthur creature ended up dangling from the pier in the life preserver's rope, his wiry muscles contorting as he pulled himself out of the life preserver and up onto the pier.



Meanwhile, Vernon and Johanna were dragging the now fully conscious Moira towards the very end of the pier, but Jules Pollack was in hot pursuit, having tackled his way past a fish man. Despite his valiant efforts, the foursome ended up in the raging Atlantic, but this woke up Vernon and Johanna, and with the help of Moira they were all helped up onto the pier again.


Arthur the Fish Creature

By now, I was down for the count together with Mackie, and things would have looking bleak indeed if it wasn't for the timely arrival of Irwin Bowers, a fire axe, and a shotgun. He dispatched of one fish man  who was munching on Lake, and then fired at the other, but the shotgun ended up on the pier for a variety of complicated reasons. Arthur the fish creature was just about to dispatch of Bowers when Pollack grabbed the wet and slippery shotgun, cocking it and firing the last shell into He Who Once Was Arthur, who was dissolved in a greenish-red explosion of goo, just leaving a lower torso that stood up for mere seconds before toppling over. Moira Baker's superb first aid skills were much in demand after this most dreadful scrap, and next day saw the intrepid investigators returning to Arkham for much needed rest.


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A conversation between Baker, McNamara, Lake, Bowers and Pollack, all residents of Arkham, and some even long-time residents. The conversation took place on March 10, just two days after the near-fatal encounter in Martin's Beach, and after a solid dinner cooked by Mrs. O'Flaherty. The party has moved into the drawing rooms, and Jules Pollack is just opening a new box of cigars, fresh from Nicaragua, while the guests are enjoying an after dinner cocktail:


- So, tell me more about fantastic Innsmouth-on-the-sea, Moira! You seem to be getting into deep waters every now and then. McNamara was chuckling at her own snarky comment, albeit with the best of intentions.

- You know, I really know very little about the place. I think there's a bus line to the place, Moira replied.

- Yes, that is quite true. Hand me a cigar, will you, Jules? Howard Lake reached out for one of the Nicaraguans as Irwin Bowers handed Howard a strip of cedar wood and a matchbox. 

- Innsmouth used to be a fairly prosperous place. Now, it’s a queer kind of a town down at the mouth of the Manuxet. It used to be almost a city—quite a port before the War of 1812—but all gone to pieces in the last hundred years or so. No railroad now—B. & M. never went through, and the branch line from Rowley was given up years ago. 

Mackie decided to add to the description, now fully equipped with a glass of champagne and an obscenely sizeable cigar.

There are more empty houses than there are people, I guess, and no business to speak of except fishing and lobstering. Everybody trades mostly here or in Arkham or Ipswich. Once they had quite a few mills, but nothing’s left now except one gold refinery running on the leanest kind of part time. That refinery, though, used to be a big thing, and the Marsh family - the owners - seem to be quite wealthy. Mr. Marsh, the head of the family, is supposed to have developed some skin disease or deformity late in life that makes him keep out of sight. He is said to be the grandson of Captain Obed Marsh, who founded the business.

- So what about the Waites? I haven't heard any mention of that family? Irwin Bowers was next to dig into the ample cigar box.

- Old Ephraim Waite is a bit of the Arkham village looney, if you ask me. Jules started slowly pacing around the drawing room while drawing luxuriously long puffs from his cigar. 

- He's been in my store looking for weird items, but he seems to always be lacking in funds. Ephraim is a horrible haggler as well, so he rarely buys anything. Haven't seen him in a bit, though, and that may be as well. The old man seemed to be in perpetual need of a bath. Lake nodded in agreement. Waite had visted his store as well.

It was now Moira's turn to add to the conversation.

- Mr. Waite has been seen at Miskatonic U., and I remember him being a bit, well, annoying, or even downright creepy. He tried to get a library card once, but Ms. O'Brien just laughed at him. 

- He has a daughter, Asenath. Mackie put down her cigar before continuing. 

- I have heard that she's quite ambitious and a rather good undergrad, according to professor Freeborn. Also, she's bit of a lush. Mackie picked up her obscenely sizeable cigar again, wrapping her fingers around the end of it.