Saturday, October 14, 2023

A Dreadful Crossing

 The Liverpool Echo

An Evening Newspaper for Lancashire, Lincolnshire and North Wales   _________________________________________________________

             Second Edition                                SATURDAY, October 30, 1926                       PRICE: ONE SHILLING   _________________________________________________________
   
A DREADFUL CROSSING

Liner Carries Deadly Cargo - Passengers at Peril

One Dead, Many Injured

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It was not to be the the leisurely Atlantic crossing the passengers had expected. This was instead a crossing of horrors, as passengers ran amok on the cruise liner S/S Athenia, one of the most modern vessels of the Scottish Anchor-Donaldson line under command of Captain William Gerard, this being his second crossing as Captain of the Athenia. "It all started with random passengers behaving erraticly", claimed First Mate Harry Stimms, "They seemed to be in a state of panic, and wanting to get off the Athenia, although we were far off the coast of Canada".

The first victim seems to have been Mr. Reginald "Reggie" Howard, a retired railway worker travelling in third class. He was confined to the ship's doctor's cabin after being examined by Walther Krauss, M.D., with assistance of several vigilant passengers. This initially seemed to be an isolated case of paranoia and insanity, but several more cases were to follow: Mrs. Rose Greene, a schoolteacher, displayed even more violent symptoms, and a group of Lithuanian passengers were found to be attacking the machine room in an attempt to stop the engines so that lifeboats could be lowered. This act was fortunately stopped by Mr. Jules Pollack, an American, who was armed and ready to support the crew of the Athenia. A Lithuanian male was unfortunately killed during this intervention.

According to Captain Gerard, this prompted a Mr. Donald Coombes to raise a mob amongst the passengers in an attempt to seal of the third class decks to avert the spread of what was feared to be a disease. Fortunately, another passenger, Mr. Franz Alter of New York, bludgeoned the rabble-rouser, and a mutiny was averted. Mr. Coombes remains at St. Joseph's Hospital in Liverpool for observation while facing criminal charges.  

Mr. Alter, a pharmacist by profession, cooperated with Dr. Krauss, while more and more cases of panicked third class passengers were noted all over the Athenia. On the verge of panic, and fighting against the clock, Mr. Alter and Dr. Krauss managed to find out that the cause of mass panic was not a disease, but leaking gas canisters that were part of an illegal shipment from the United States to Great Britain. Thanks to several ingenious passengers, most notably renown Egyptologist Mackenzie MacNamara, Mr. Jules Pollack, Mr. Howard Lake, and young master Felix Jeremiah, the gas canisters were disposed of into the ocean as crazed hordes of third class passengers were careening all over the Athenia. The situation on board was normalized within a couple of hours, and S/S Athenia made it safely to Liverpool. Liverpool police is cooperating with the Admiralty and the Home Office in an inquiry regarding the matters at hand.


From the diary of Howard Lake:

This may have been the most stupid idea I have ever encountered, and by now I have experienced quite a few. What in the name of all that is sane prompted Felix to dress up in a clown suit and go and visit Mackie's hotel room in Halifax to "cheer her up" without any previous notification? Does Felix have a death wish? Mackie's shouts of "monkey! monkey!" ("Singe! Singe", to accomodate the Francophones) were heard all over the hotel, and she apparently did a quite a number number on Felix with her shoe. Half of the hotel staff were sent scampering through the building looking for monkeys, a chase that woke up most guests and kept the staff busy for several hours. Jesus!






Friday, August 11, 2023

Preparing for a Trans-Atlantic Crossing

From the diary of Franz Alter, October 15, 1926:

Relative in Berlin, Germany, has left me an inheritance. That is interesting. I am going by ship. The legal office of Adabert Schulz has provided me with several first-class passages. I cannot sell them, so I suppose I can bring my compatriots. The ship is S/S Athenia. It sails for the Anchor-Donaldson Line from Halifax, Nova Scotia. I hope the ship is clean. I hope Halifax is clean. I fear that Berlin is not.


A late-night conversation at between Professor Mackenzie MacNamara, and Professor Tyler M. Freeborn of the Miskatonic University Department of Anthropology on October 17, 1926. Dinner had been enjoyed at the Metropolitan Restaurant, which is located in the swanky Pawtuxet Hotel:

- Really? You're going to Berlin, just like that? Fan-tastic! I assume that there must me some interesting academic connections worth pursuing, yes?

- Quite so, dear Freeborn. The Ägyptisches Museum und Papyrussammlung is rather impressive, and I do have one or two contacts there. I have, as a matter of fact, telegraphed professors Opitz and von Kleist already, and I even have some suggestions as to joint academic endeavors.

- Outstanding, by Jove! I assume you'll be travelling via liner from Boston or New York?

- No, I'm afraid not. We'll be going via (gasp) Halifax, Nova Scotia, in fall weather.

- Oh dear. You know that Halifax has struggled since that enormous explosion back in '17? The end of the Great War also really led to a downturn in business. Speaking of the Halifax Explosion, I assume you've heard Professor Lake's rants about the explosion? You know, Professor Marcus Lake of the Biology Department?

- No, can't say I have...

- Ever since the explosion, Professor Lake has been very secretive about some of the finds that he was privy to. You may recall that the explosion was caused by a fire on board a French munitions vessel, and the ensuing explosion killed as many as 2,000 people in norther Halifax?

- Hm, I was only vaguely aware of this at the time, since I was in Egypt together with my father, dear professor MacNamara.

- OK. The explosion threw fragments of the ship, the SS Mont-Blanc, as far as four miles from the explosions, and if you ask professor Lake, especially after a couple of generous pours of brandy, he'll tell you about the weird, fleshy...thing that he claims landed in the back yard of a Mrs. Hazel Underwood. She found this so fascinating - and repelling - that she kept it on ice. She called the police, and they were clueless, so they in turn called the McGill University in Montreal, where Professor Lake was attending a seminar. So, Lake claimed that he saw the specimen in the ice cellar of Mrs. Underwood, and he described it as "big as a bison, both sort of scaly and with thick, coarse hairs protruding from between some of the scales. Interestingly, there were also vestigal eyes along what might have been a dorsal ridge". Well, something like that. Pictures were taken, but the cellar of Mts. Underwood was way too dark to allow for anything to be seen upon exposing the plates, and the specimen itself dissoled in a matter of days. Strange, considering that Professor Marcus Lake tends to be quite well-founded in reality. A true man of science.

- Let's have one more for the road, shall we?    

The Halifax explosion

S/S Athenia

Howard Lake was carefully packing hus suitcases as well as a trunk. He was excited, but not without a slight feeling of trepidation. The previous sea journey, as part of the MacNamara Expedition of last year, had been terrifuing, and he sincerely hoped that a fall trip to Liverpool, and then Calais, and finally a train ride to Berlin. Lake had never travelled this far, and he was more than a little cyrious about Europe, and the trip over the Atlantic! S/S Atenia was a modern vessel, built in 1924, and equipped with all kinds of modernities. 





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From the diary of Jules Pollack, October 18, 1926:

The tuxedo is packed. I am all ready to leave for Europe. However, I am not looking forward to the train trip up to Halifax. Why couldn't we leave from New York or Boston. Well, the Atlantic cold can be beat with some nice Scotch, right? Seems proper for Nova Scotia. S/S Athenia? Wasn't an S/S Athenia sunk by the Kaiser's u-boats in the Great War? Good thing we're at peace. Come to think of it, my old friend Werner Faust was forced to leave for Germany couple of years ago. I should look him up.

He finally picked up his trusty revolver, weighing it in his hand. To pack or not to pack? Hm, what a vapid question. He placed the (still unloaded) revolver in his briefcase.

From the diary of Felix Jeremiah, October 19, 1926:

I am going to Germany. I really do not know what to expect, And we're going on a Scottish ocean liner! Will there be bagpipes, kilts and haggis? Highland games? 



















Tuesday, August 8, 2023

A visit in October

 From the diary of Frank Cannon, Saturday, October 23, 1926.


A dame. It's always a dame. I had actually managed to become rather comfortable in my new office on Hyde Street, just a few blocks away from  the train station, and still close to my favorite lunch spot, the Fulton Inn. It was just after two P.M. and I was dozing after a visit to Fulton's when there was a knock on the door. I actually lefgt my desk to open the door, and there she was, all five foot six of stunning female. "Good efternoon. You must be mr. Cannon, the private investigator?" I ssured her that this was the case and asked her to take a seat. "I´m mrs. Beverly Kincaid. You may have heard of me?" I looked at her, from her expensive shoes to her equally expensive hat, and told her "of course". I was clueless. I'd never heard of her".

"You see, mr. Cannon, my husband is Elijah Kincaid, the son of shipping magnate Ulysses Kincaid." Ah, yes, the Kincaids of Boston. I did know of them. "Mr. Kincaid, well, Elijah, has been picking up some unhealthy habits." I was expecting the usual: booze, drugs, women, gambling... but no. "Seances. Elijah has been attending seances and squandering quite a bit of money on them, not to mention time he should have been spending with me. The seances are apparently rather popular affairs, mostly run by a few members of the Ascension Club, and with a certain Madame LaVerne officiating. The seances are, of course, just humbug, smoke, and mirrors, but these kinds of distractions are, as you know, quite popular these days. Mr. Cannon, I will pay you a handsome sum to ensure that Elijah becomes aware of the buffonery of this ridiculous stagecraft, and that he simply stops attending, these 'seances'. I am really quite clueless as to what attracts him to this vapid silliness, but I am certain that you can find out." She leaned forward from the edge of her chair, placing her perfectly dolled-up face a mere foot from mine. "Am I right, Mr. Cannon?"


Beverly Kincaid

All this was interesting, and I came to the conclusion that I might involve my fellow P.I.'s Lockwood and Doctorow in some research as well. Especially Doctorow was short on cash, and some company might be good to have. Three pairs of eyes might be better than two if we were to expose parlor magic and sleight of hand.  

Wednesday, August 2, 2023

The Horrors of Shaft Z

Monday, September 10, 1926, and the day started in a most unexpected fashion at Jules Polack Fine Antiques even before the store opened. The doorbell at the entrance up to Jules' apartment rang, and when Jules opened, he was greeted by a strange, or even grotesque, sight: a muffled individual, all wrapped up in scarves, wearing a dirty overcoat and an equally dirty hat. The person moaned monotonously, and despite these strange accoutrements, Jules all of a sudden that he was standing in front of Burlington Jones! He ushered in Burlington, locked the door, and relieved Burlington of his garments. And what a shock that was! Burlington Jones had turned into a misshapen lump of flesh, a mere parody of his former handsome self.


Mrs. O'Flaherty did provide Burlington with a breakfast and a bath, and although she was startled, she claimed to have seen worse. Meanwhile, Jules called over his old friends for breakfast to discuss what had happened. It was to become something of a reunion, since they had all been busy with various projects and activities, from studying to well-needed recuperation. Once breakfast had been served, the intrepid investigators went through a knapsack that Burlington had been carrying. The contents were, to say the least, varied: 

  









The intrepid investigators also decided to get in touch with Burlington's mother, both for closure and clarity. The young man had, after all, been missing for quite some time. 

The contents of the knapsack did not give away any immediate leads, but both Moira Baker and Dr. Emmet Brown were asked to provide a more thorough analysis on a molecular level. Both Baker and Brown were their, well, usual selves, and they promised that they would get back to the investigators next day or so after being handed samples of Burlington's belongings. 

The investigators continued to discuss the case of Burlington Jones throughout that dreary Monday. There were trips to the Miskatonic University Library, including a confrontation with the notorious potato chip lady that guarded the stacks, and there was some discussion with the Arkham PD. Polish newspapers? A rosary? A key that (after asking a locksmith) seemed to be for some sort of security door? A government issue canteen? Everything came together next afternoon, when Dr. Brown could report that he had found traces of kobolttorium-G. Pleasantville and the polish mining community that had provided kobolttorium-G to the Topsville power plant where the Mi-Go were building some form of intra-dimensional portal. The mine had subsequently been closed, and the population re-located.

Moira Baker had more grave news, though. Poor Burlington Jones would probably not last long, since his mutation rate was increasing at an unforeseen rate. It was just a question of making sure that he didn't suffer, and taking care of mrs. Jones. Mrs. O'Flaherty would take care of the latter, while Franz Alter addressed the former.

So, what was really going on up in Pleasantville, and what was the "Shaft Z' that the Polish miners had whispered about? The intrepid investigators decided to take a road trip up to Pleasantville in two cars filled with of a plethora of equipment. However, Howard Lake did not show up, and although he picked up the telephone, he claimed to be ill. There was some concern that he might have been contaminated by Burlington Jones, but Mackie simply rolled her eyes and hinted at some nameless V.D.

Pleasantville was reached late that Wednesday afternoon, September 12. The small, wretched village was indeed deserted, but the mine itself seems to have been guarded by the U.S. Army. The buildings did seem to have been deserted in some haste, and the rooms were in a sad state.


Now, were the intrepid investigators actually going to venture into the mine itself? There was some discussion regarding that question, but eventually they all decided to venture into the dark unknown. There was initially very little of interest: a mine with some structural issues and a few dangerous sink holes.


This passage did, however, end in a much more exotic, or even alien, setting. There were hints at something weird, pillars with inexplicable angles and functions, a weird greenish shimmer from luminescent discs that didn't give off any heat, and disturbing mists hovering a foot or so over the ground. The intrepid investigators saw some similarities with both the forbidden factory in Central America and the Topsfield Power Plant, so the investigators checked their weapons an extra time.


One of the passages led deep into the mountain, and the presence of alien characters and inscriptions became increasingly prevalent. That particular passage ended in a bizarre laboratory, a nightmarish parody of science in which humanoid shapes seem to have been grown in tanks that by now seemed have to had fallen into disrepair. There were conventional signs in English mixed with alien displays, and whatever experiments the government might have been conducting seemed to be revolting at best. An ample amount of emergency signs, levers, and buttons seemed to indicate that the experiments were far from harmless.


Any sane individual would have left this unearthly setting in utmost haste, but the intrepid investigators decided to press on, perhaps with some aid from Jules' hip flask. They arranged themselves with Felix Jeremiah taking point, and then after height, so as to provide as much firepower as possible. This would indeed be needed, as a locked door further down into the complex seemed to contain the fruits of the unethical experiments. But what were they? Mere biological debris? Scientific castoffs? It could not be determined, but their aggressiveness and wailing clearly indicated that conversation wasn't an option.


The human detritus was intent on chasing down and utterly destroying the investigators, that was clear. A fierce melee followed, shots were fired, and sticks of dynamite were flung. The investigators finally managed to break free and flee for their lives in a running fight that took them all the way up to the surface while being pursued by a very loud and terrifying horde of what once had been men. An incendiary device was improvised and thrown down the shaft, while investigators desperately battled a few of the obscenities that had made it to the surface. 

Shaft Z did seem to have been disabled in a flaming pyre, but was there any guarantee that the man-made horrors would remain in the strange tunnels around Pleasantville?













 










Wednesday, July 26, 2023

Homocide Barbeque!

Frank Cannon leaned heavily on his croquet mallet and stared at the perfectly mowed lawn. It was really nice of Lotus Ashford to let him and his friends Doctorow and Lockwood stay at the Ashford estate, and the young women helping them out and giving them pills were really kind and caring. Even young doctor Emile Schaffhausen, (who had been recommended by Professor Wingate Peaslee of the Miskatonic University's Department of Psychology) was a most pleasant acquaintance, and he insisted on having long, long conversations with them all every other day. September turned into a beautiful indian summer, and as September turned into October, some of the most brutal memories started to fade away. Yet, there were snakes... and the image of Caroline Schubert in a straitjacket, her mad eyes not fully comprehending what had happened, yet realizing that she had lost her love forever as she was being admitted into the Arkham Sanitarium.

Rosie Moorehead and Caroline Schubert/DeLuca, doomed lovers.

Bill Lockwood was also enjoying some unforeseen rest and recuperation at the Ashford estate. He still shuddered inwardly as he thought of his right hook hitting the sponge-like receding chin of that stinky man from Innsmouth, not to mention the events connected to the sisters, or rather lovers, Rosie and Caroline Moorehead. Well, Caroline Schubert was actually Caroline DeLuca, and it seems as if she had inherited the notes of her deceased aunt Eunice Saunders. The notes had provided insights into dark and forbidden lore, referring to strange rituals that might contact and even summon blasphemous entities from beyond time and space. Could it have been that Caroline tried out some of these bizarre rituals on Rosie, but failed? Was it actually Caroline that put Rosie in a comatose state, leaving her somehow possessed by that foul entity, Dagon? A strange sea-god from antiquity, worshipped, yet feared by the Phoenicians? Did the intervention of Cannon, Doctorow, and Lockwood just provide the culmination of a long and tragic series of events? All of this had apparently also led to some attention from distant and weird relatives of Eunice Saunders all the way from Innsmouth. Thinking of the cold and clammy skin of the person that had stalked Caroline and Rosie still made Bill more than a little queasy. 

Bill Lockwood knocked out this strange man.



The notebook of Eunice Saunders

Brad Doctorow was sitting in a lawn chair, half asleep after a sturdy luncheon. As he dozed off, he once again saw the inert body of Rosie Moorehead bloating as he read the weird incantation that he hoped would reverse whatever possession that Caroline had inflicted upon Rosie. The image of Rosie's body bursting open in a deluge of viscera followed by a gargantuan ichthyoid head emerging made Brad wake up with a loud scream. He was, however, still in his lawn chair. A young lady handed him two small pills and a glass of very cold water.

Eunice Saunders.

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  THE ARKHAM ADVERTISER

Wednesday, September 12, 1926
Evening Edition
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GAS EXPLOSION DESTROYS BUILDING

A major explosion rocked north Arkham by North Garrison Street at approximately 4.15 pm in the morning of September 12. The cause of the destruction was deemed to be a gas explosion under a building owned by Mr. Joseph Burns of Federal Street and rented by a Mr. Francis Cannon. Mr. Cannon was fortunately not present at the time of the explosion, but what seems to have been two unidentified vagrants, one male, and one female, were killed while squatting in the building.

 




Thursday, July 6, 2023

The Arkham Advertiser, September 10, 1926

  THE ARKHAM ADVERTISER

Monday, September 10, 1926
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ARKHAM COUNTY FAIR
End of Summer Festival Returns

The Arkham County Fair will take place at Baxter's Field throughout the weekend of September 15. There will be a livestock competition, horse racing, a gourd competition, an apple pie contest, as well as a marksmanship contest. The Audrey Rose Circus and Side Show will provide additional thrills and amusements!

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Mayor Jonathan Bryce to Resign


Arkham's beloved Mayor, Jonathan Bryce, declared on Sunday that he will retire from office as early as Friday due to health issues. It is rumored that Mayor Bryce has been suffering from an odd, supposedly tropical, disease since early this summer. The Deputy Mayor, Alaric Montrose, will be acting Mayor until elections can be held in November.

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Farmhand Severely Injured by Deranged Vagrant


William Jones, of Indian Hill farm, was severely injured after being attacked by a violent and deranged vagrant on his property this Saturday. "The bum was strong like a bull, and he broke into my barn. Two of my calves were knoocked dead by the bum, and he then proceeded to break down the door to my little house. It was good thing I had my trusty old shotgun handy, for there are way too many strange folk roaming the countryside nowadays." Mr. Jones is now being treated for his wounds at St. Mary's Hospital in Arkham.

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Moira Baker, M.D., Awarded Philip D. Mercer 
Prize for Academic Achievement

The President of Miskatonic University, Alvin G. Hobbs, Ph. D. was delighted to give the prestigious Philip D. Mercer Award for Academic Achievement to Mrs. Moira Baker, M.D., following her ground-breaking reserach into neurology. The award ceremony will be held at the university campus square on Friday, September 14, at noon. The ceremony will take place in the auditorium in case of inclement weather.







Monday, July 3, 2023

A Time to Heal, and to Forget

It had been a long and relaxing spring followed by a wonderful summer. Arkham at its finest, and all the glory of New England's nature. There had been long, slow afternoons spent on front porches, croquet games, long strolls in the countryside, fun cookouts, and marvelous garden parties. Perhaps this is exactly what Felix Jeremiah and Howard Lake needed after the horrifying series of events that transpired in the dreadful apartment of Prudence Van Wyck up by 66th Street and Lexington Avenue. Jeremiah and Lake actually never discussed the ungodly horrors they had been exposed to during that long summer, but at times their vacant thousand-mile stares said more than any words could hope to convey. Lake would occasionally place his arm on top of Jeremiah's shoulders as they walked through the parks of Arkham, with carefully trained staff always nearby, but never too close. Dr. Henrietta Queeg may have left Arkham, but Professor Peaslee Wingate of the Miskatonic University Psychological Department had referred Lake and Jeremiah to Dr. Everett Scott, a reputable Bostonian who had previously taught at the Miskatonic University.

Mackie, on the other hand, was busy through most of the spring and summer. The copy of "De Vermis Mysteriis" that she secured at Prudence Van Wyck's apartment was a fantastic and fascinating find! This was actually one of the supposed fifteen surviving copies of Ludwig Prinn's original work, printed in Cologne in 1542, and suppressed by the Church. Mackie knew that there was one copy at the Miskatonic University Library, kept under lock and key, and under the watchful eye of Professor Armitage. Another copy was probably in the secret collection of the Vatican Library, and yet another was in the Restricted Section of the British Library Museum. Unconfirmed rumors a couple of years ago claimed that a group of deranged Germans had stolen the copy kept at the Lund University Library, although some claimed that this copy of "De Vermis Mysteriis" was in turn taken by the Soviets. What Mackie did know was that this was her copy, and her copy alone! It was lavishly illustrated, and quite heavy, measuring a good ten by fifteen inches. A rather silly looking lock had been added at some point, possibly in the late eighteenth century. Fortunately, the key was in the lock. There even seemed to be some form of poison trap on the lock to jab the unwary in their prying fingers.

The tome also comes with a biography of Ludwig Prinn written by a Nicholas Berenyi, which actually turned out to be a nome de plume for Yolanda Digby, the grandmother of Moira Baker’s old husband, Arthur B. Saunders. It was indeed a fascinating story. Prinn was described as an "alchemist, necromancer, and reputed mage who boasted of having attained a miraculous age before being burned at the stake in Brussels during the height of the witch trials in the late 15th or early 16th centuries. Prinn maintained that he was captured during the Ninth Crusade in 1271, and he attributed his occult knowledge to studying under the 'wizards and wonder-workers of Syria' during his captivity. Prinn is also associated with Egypt, and it is claimed that there are legends among the Libyan dervishes concerning the old seer's deeds in Alexandria"Saracenic Rituals", which is said to have "revealed the lore of the efreet and the djinn, the secrets of the Assassin sects, the myths of Arabian ghoul-tales, the hidden practices of dervish cults" and "the legends of Inner Egypt". These stories use Prinn's chapter as a device to provide backstory on the cults of Bubastis and Sebek, and on the Pharaoh Nephren-Ka's worship of The Dark One”

At the time of his execution for sorcery, Prinn was claimed to be 'living in the ruins of a pre-Roman tomb that stood in the forest near Brussels amidst a swarm of familiars and fearsomely invoked conjurations.' In this forest, there were 'old pagan altars that stood crumbling in certain of the darker glens'; these altars were found to have 'fresh bloodstains' when Prinn was arrested.


Yet, Mackie shuddered when she recalled the price for this tome. The terrifying entities guarding the apartment were actually described in some detail in the "De Vermis Mysteriis". They were creatures summoned from distant, cold stars to prey upon those who entered the apartment without the permission of Prudence Van Wyck. Mackie's heart almost stopped as she thought about the blood gushing from Jules' friend as he was being torn apart by those invisible tittering apparitions. That handsome, sturdy, and seemingly unstoppable man, his blood and viscera gushing all over her chin, down over her bosom, and dripping from her arms down on the fine marble floor of the Van Wyck apartment. Thank goodness that her friends had found those scrolls that seemed to dispel those dreadful cosmic horrors!

How to summon and dispel strange vampiric beasts from the stars.

Prudence Van Wyck's horrifying gallery.

Mackie could not determine whether this was an extradimensional malevolent entity or just a statue.

The hallways of the Providence Milton Hotel.

From the diary of Jules Pollack:

I just had to leave New York, since I still consider myself a man of honor, and Burlington Jones was a redoubtable fellow. The letter from his mother, Eunice Jones, made me tremble, and I could not get hold of her by telephone. Thus, I booked the first available train ticket back to Arkham. I may have left too short a note to my dear friends back in New York, but I was hoping to be back within just two or three days. I was, of course, mistaken.

Poor Mrs. Jones was beyond shaken. Her son, a war hero, had been given a Federal job after working for Jules Pollack Fine Antiques. He was very happy, and he moved to Pittsburgh in October last year, and he apparently took part in some Federal police or marshal program that demanded lots of physical training as well as academic studies. Mrs. Jones showed me letters from him, and he seemed to be quite happy. The pay was good, he liked his colleagues, and then... he disappeared. Putz Weg, as the Germans would say.

I decided to visit Pittsburgh, mostly out of sympathy for poor Mrs. Jones, but also out of curiosity. Why would a perfectly balanced man in good health just disappear? He had no debt, no criminal past, no odd behaviors, so what was going on? I spent a good two weeks in Pittsburgh. I spoke to Burlington Jones's employer, a Mr. Keith Goodman. I spoke to his neighbors. I talked to the local police. I spoke to Burlington's landlady. I even broke into his small apartment when the landlady was reluctant to show me his abode. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. He had left without even his toothbrush and wallet. Nothing was to be found. I am not used to fail when it comes to figuring things out, and in this case I'd left no stone unturned. No result. Nothing. Dammit!
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Finally, what had become of Franz Alter? Well, Franz Alter was happy, in a very Franz Alter way. He did rent a store front at the corner of Hyde Street and Jenkin Street during the late fall of 1925, and the location was most favorable to business. Franz Alter did, of course, continue to work in New York City as well, and his mother strongly suggested that he'd spend at least every other Shabbos with her and her cat. This led to Franz hiring some local help in Arkham, in this case a short, rotund bachelor by the name of Wesley Dobbs. The main requirement, cleanliness, was fulfilled, and besides that, Mr. Dobbs (no first names were ever used) turned out to be the quiet type. He very much enjoys gardening in his spare time, and he is somewhat friendly with the Lake family. 

Mr. Wesley Dobbs.