Wednesday, July 26, 2023

Homocide Barbeque!

Frank Cannon leaned heavily on his croquet mallet and stared at the perfectly mowed lawn. It was really nice of Lotus Ashford to let him and his friends Doctorow and Lockwood stay at the Ashford estate, and the young women helping them out and giving them pills were really kind and caring. Even young doctor Emile Schaffhausen, (who had been recommended by Professor Wingate Peaslee of the Miskatonic University's Department of Psychology) was a most pleasant acquaintance, and he insisted on having long, long conversations with them all every other day. September turned into a beautiful indian summer, and as September turned into October, some of the most brutal memories started to fade away. Yet, there were snakes... and the image of Caroline Schubert in a straitjacket, her mad eyes not fully comprehending what had happened, yet realizing that she had lost her love forever as she was being admitted into the Arkham Sanitarium.

Rosie Moorehead and Caroline Schubert/DeLuca, doomed lovers.

Bill Lockwood was also enjoying some unforeseen rest and recuperation at the Ashford estate. He still shuddered inwardly as he thought of his right hook hitting the sponge-like receding chin of that stinky man from Innsmouth, not to mention the events connected to the sisters, or rather lovers, Rosie and Caroline Moorehead. Well, Caroline Schubert was actually Caroline DeLuca, and it seems as if she had inherited the notes of her deceased aunt Eunice Saunders. The notes had provided insights into dark and forbidden lore, referring to strange rituals that might contact and even summon blasphemous entities from beyond time and space. Could it have been that Caroline tried out some of these bizarre rituals on Rosie, but failed? Was it actually Caroline that put Rosie in a comatose state, leaving her somehow possessed by that foul entity, Dagon? A strange sea-god from antiquity, worshipped, yet feared by the Phoenicians? Did the intervention of Cannon, Doctorow, and Lockwood just provide the culmination of a long and tragic series of events? All of this had apparently also led to some attention from distant and weird relatives of Eunice Saunders all the way from Innsmouth. Thinking of the cold and clammy skin of the person that had stalked Caroline and Rosie still made Bill more than a little queasy. 

Bill Lockwood knocked out this strange man.



The notebook of Eunice Saunders

Brad Doctorow was sitting in a lawn chair, half asleep after a sturdy luncheon. As he dozed off, he once again saw the inert body of Rosie Moorehead bloating as he read the weird incantation that he hoped would reverse whatever possession that Caroline had inflicted upon Rosie. The image of Rosie's body bursting open in a deluge of viscera followed by a gargantuan ichthyoid head emerging made Brad wake up with a loud scream. He was, however, still in his lawn chair. A young lady handed him two small pills and a glass of very cold water.

Eunice Saunders.

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  THE ARKHAM ADVERTISER

Wednesday, September 12, 1926
Evening Edition
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GAS EXPLOSION DESTROYS BUILDING

A major explosion rocked north Arkham by North Garrison Street at approximately 4.15 pm in the morning of September 12. The cause of the destruction was deemed to be a gas explosion under a building owned by Mr. Joseph Burns of Federal Street and rented by a Mr. Francis Cannon. Mr. Cannon was fortunately not present at the time of the explosion, but what seems to have been two unidentified vagrants, one male, and one female, were killed while squatting in the building.

 




Thursday, July 6, 2023

The Arkham Advertiser, September 10, 1926

  THE ARKHAM ADVERTISER

Monday, September 10, 1926
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ARKHAM COUNTY FAIR
End of Summer Festival Returns

The Arkham County Fair will take place at Baxter's Field throughout the weekend of September 15. There will be a livestock competition, horse racing, a gourd competition, an apple pie contest, as well as a marksmanship contest. The Audrey Rose Circus and Side Show will provide additional thrills and amusements!

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Mayor Jonathan Bryce to Resign


Arkham's beloved Mayor, Jonathan Bryce, declared on Sunday that he will retire from office as early as Friday due to health issues. It is rumored that Mayor Bryce has been suffering from an odd, supposedly tropical, disease since early this summer. The Deputy Mayor, Alaric Montrose, will be acting Mayor until elections can be held in November.

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Farmhand Severely Injured by Deranged Vagrant


William Jones, of Indian Hill farm, was severely injured after being attacked by a violent and deranged vagrant on his property this Saturday. "The bum was strong like a bull, and he broke into my barn. Two of my calves were knoocked dead by the bum, and he then proceeded to break down the door to my little house. It was good thing I had my trusty old shotgun handy, for there are way too many strange folk roaming the countryside nowadays." Mr. Jones is now being treated for his wounds at St. Mary's Hospital in Arkham.

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Moira Baker, M.D., Awarded Philip D. Mercer 
Prize for Academic Achievement

The President of Miskatonic University, Alvin G. Hobbs, Ph. D. was delighted to give the prestigious Philip D. Mercer Award for Academic Achievement to Mrs. Moira Baker, M.D., following her ground-breaking reserach into neurology. The award ceremony will be held at the university campus square on Friday, September 14, at noon. The ceremony will take place in the auditorium in case of inclement weather.







Monday, July 3, 2023

A Time to Heal, and to Forget

It had been a long and relaxing spring followed by a wonderful summer. Arkham at its finest, and all the glory of New England's nature. There had been long, slow afternoons spent on front porches, croquet games, long strolls in the countryside, fun cookouts, and marvelous garden parties. Perhaps this is exactly what Felix Jeremiah and Howard Lake needed after the horrifying series of events that transpired in the dreadful apartment of Prudence Van Wyck up by 66th Street and Lexington Avenue. Jeremiah and Lake actually never discussed the ungodly horrors they had been exposed to during that long summer, but at times their vacant thousand-mile stares said more than any words could hope to convey. Lake would occasionally place his arm on top of Jeremiah's shoulders as they walked through the parks of Arkham, with carefully trained staff always nearby, but never too close. Dr. Henrietta Queeg may have left Arkham, but Professor Peaslee Wingate of the Miskatonic University Psychological Department had referred Lake and Jeremiah to Dr. Everett Scott, a reputable Bostonian who had previously taught at the Miskatonic University.

Mackie, on the other hand, was busy through most of the spring and summer. The copy of "De Vermis Mysteriis" that she secured at Prudence Van Wyck's apartment was a fantastic and fascinating find! This was actually one of the supposed fifteen surviving copies of Ludwig Prinn's original work, printed in Cologne in 1542, and suppressed by the Church. Mackie knew that there was one copy at the Miskatonic University Library, kept under lock and key, and under the watchful eye of Professor Armitage. Another copy was probably in the secret collection of the Vatican Library, and yet another was in the Restricted Section of the British Library Museum. Unconfirmed rumors a couple of years ago claimed that a group of deranged Germans had stolen the copy kept at the Lund University Library, although some claimed that this copy of "De Vermis Mysteriis" was in turn taken by the Soviets. What Mackie did know was that this was her copy, and her copy alone! It was lavishly illustrated, and quite heavy, measuring a good ten by fifteen inches. A rather silly looking lock had been added at some point, possibly in the late eighteenth century. Fortunately, the key was in the lock. There even seemed to be some form of poison trap on the lock to jab the unwary in their prying fingers.

The tome also comes with a biography of Ludwig Prinn written by a Nicholas Berenyi, which actually turned out to be a nome de plume for Yolanda Digby, the grandmother of Moira Baker’s old husband, Arthur B. Saunders. It was indeed a fascinating story. Prinn was described as an "alchemist, necromancer, and reputed mage who boasted of having attained a miraculous age before being burned at the stake in Brussels during the height of the witch trials in the late 15th or early 16th centuries. Prinn maintained that he was captured during the Ninth Crusade in 1271, and he attributed his occult knowledge to studying under the 'wizards and wonder-workers of Syria' during his captivity. Prinn is also associated with Egypt, and it is claimed that there are legends among the Libyan dervishes concerning the old seer's deeds in Alexandria"Saracenic Rituals", which is said to have "revealed the lore of the efreet and the djinn, the secrets of the Assassin sects, the myths of Arabian ghoul-tales, the hidden practices of dervish cults" and "the legends of Inner Egypt". These stories use Prinn's chapter as a device to provide backstory on the cults of Bubastis and Sebek, and on the Pharaoh Nephren-Ka's worship of The Dark One”

At the time of his execution for sorcery, Prinn was claimed to be 'living in the ruins of a pre-Roman tomb that stood in the forest near Brussels amidst a swarm of familiars and fearsomely invoked conjurations.' In this forest, there were 'old pagan altars that stood crumbling in certain of the darker glens'; these altars were found to have 'fresh bloodstains' when Prinn was arrested.


Yet, Mackie shuddered when she recalled the price for this tome. The terrifying entities guarding the apartment were actually described in some detail in the "De Vermis Mysteriis". They were creatures summoned from distant, cold stars to prey upon those who entered the apartment without the permission of Prudence Van Wyck. Mackie's heart almost stopped as she thought about the blood gushing from Jules' friend as he was being torn apart by those invisible tittering apparitions. That handsome, sturdy, and seemingly unstoppable man, his blood and viscera gushing all over her chin, down over her bosom, and dripping from her arms down on the fine marble floor of the Van Wyck apartment. Thank goodness that her friends had found those scrolls that seemed to dispel those dreadful cosmic horrors!

How to summon and dispel strange vampiric beasts from the stars.

Prudence Van Wyck's horrifying gallery.

Mackie could not determine whether this was an extradimensional malevolent entity or just a statue.

The hallways of the Providence Milton Hotel.

From the diary of Jules Pollack:

I just had to leave New York, since I still consider myself a man of honor, and Burlington Jones was a redoubtable fellow. The letter from his mother, Eunice Jones, made me tremble, and I could not get hold of her by telephone. Thus, I booked the first available train ticket back to Arkham. I may have left too short a note to my dear friends back in New York, but I was hoping to be back within just two or three days. I was, of course, mistaken.

Poor Mrs. Jones was beyond shaken. Her son, a war hero, had been given a Federal job after working for Jules Pollack Fine Antiques. He was very happy, and he moved to Pittsburgh in October last year, and he apparently took part in some Federal police or marshal program that demanded lots of physical training as well as academic studies. Mrs. Jones showed me letters from him, and he seemed to be quite happy. The pay was good, he liked his colleagues, and then... he disappeared. Putz Weg, as the Germans would say.

I decided to visit Pittsburgh, mostly out of sympathy for poor Mrs. Jones, but also out of curiosity. Why would a perfectly balanced man in good health just disappear? He had no debt, no criminal past, no odd behaviors, so what was going on? I spent a good two weeks in Pittsburgh. I spoke to Burlington Jones's employer, a Mr. Keith Goodman. I spoke to his neighbors. I talked to the local police. I spoke to Burlington's landlady. I even broke into his small apartment when the landlady was reluctant to show me his abode. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. He had left without even his toothbrush and wallet. Nothing was to be found. I am not used to fail when it comes to figuring things out, and in this case I'd left no stone unturned. No result. Nothing. Dammit!
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Finally, what had become of Franz Alter? Well, Franz Alter was happy, in a very Franz Alter way. He did rent a store front at the corner of Hyde Street and Jenkin Street during the late fall of 1925, and the location was most favorable to business. Franz Alter did, of course, continue to work in New York City as well, and his mother strongly suggested that he'd spend at least every other Shabbos with her and her cat. This led to Franz hiring some local help in Arkham, in this case a short, rotund bachelor by the name of Wesley Dobbs. The main requirement, cleanliness, was fulfilled, and besides that, Mr. Dobbs (no first names were ever used) turned out to be the quiet type. He very much enjoys gardening in his spare time, and he is somewhat friendly with the Lake family. 

Mr. Wesley Dobbs.