The Epic Adventures of Alter, Baker, Bonhofer, Jeremiah, Lake, MacNamara, and Pollack, Paranormal Investigators. Also including the strange events in New Mexico featuring Ashford, Cannon and McCloud, as well as the cases of Cannon, Doctorow & Lockwood, Private Investigators, and now including Antiques by Coleridge.
Friday, April 23, 2021
A Flying Abomination, and Irwin Bowers under Hypnosis.
Sunday, April 18, 2021
Tuesday, December 30, 1924
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Saturday, January 9, 1925
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Friday, April 2, 2021
Cowboys and Cosmic Horrors!
Thursday, April 1, 2021
Massachusetts Mayhem
As the intrepid investigators returned to Arkham that early Monday afternoon, they realized that the only one who might make heads or tails of the photographs was Dr. Emmett Brown, or simply "Doc Brown". Mackie called him on the telephone as the film was lying in vats of development fluid, and Doc Brown showed up within the hour. Using a magnifying glass, he looked closely over the photographs, and after quietly talking to himself for a quarter of an hour, he looked up, and stated dramatically that the Topsfield Power Plant simply wasn't connected to the power grid. It may very well produce power, considering the vast hydroelectric turbine, but it was not distributing a single Watt. It was indeed odd, and to get their thoughts off the matter a bit, Mackie and Jules decided to once and for all try out the three buttons that Doc Brown had installed in Jules' Ford. They drove out of Arkham, and found a long straight length of road to try out what might happen. Doc Brown had not even mentioned installing the buttons, and no one had thought of asking him. Jules pressed the first button, and the results were spectacular: Mackie was instantly and unceremoniously ejected from the passengers' seat through a hatch in the roof. She landed with a thud and an expletive, and the angry and battered Egyptologist reached into the car and pressed the yellow button. She barely managed to jerk back her arm as the Ford accelerated along the road at breakneck speed, Jules held on to the steering wheel for dear life, and he barely managed to keep the ford on the road. The experiment ended when a small sign popped up, saying "NO NOX". Clearly a useful feature, if one would be better prepared. The third button raised an armored shield at the back of the vehicle, and Jules felt rather pleased with his upgraded vehicle.
Mrs. O'Flaherty's dinner was particularly good, and there was much to talk about between power plants, crazy car rides, and why someone was still looking for Howard Lake. The party retreated fairly late for a Monday, and Jules fitful sleep was interrupted by unrelenting knocking at his bedroom door. It was Diana Spinoza, and she was clearly distraught, claiming that something was clawing at her window, and it seemed big! Jules grabbed his trusty .38 revolver and went into Diana's bedroom. There were no unknown horrors lurking under the bed or in the closet, but the windowsill was covered in some very odd and disturbing form of prints, and there were scratch marks all around the window frame. Strange indeed, and Jules was not even distracted by Diana's flimsy negligee. Next evening would find the sultry widower in Jules' bedroom with quite different intentions, but then, these were strange - and lonely - times.
Diana Spinoza is an old and special friend of Jules Pollack.
Next day, following a hearty breakfast, Irwin and Mackie went to the Arkham city archives to do some research on the ownership and history of the Topsfield Power Plant. Howard, Jules and Moira headed north to the Barrow and Locke (B&L) mine in the Halliburton Hills. The clerk at the Arkham Town Records' Office was not really interested in cooperating, but when Mackie mentioned that they were chasing Communists, the clerk shone up and provided ample amounts of documentation, enough to keep Mackie busy for hours while Irwin carried stacks of documents back and forth between shelves and the Mackie's desk for the day. It was to be a most productive day.
Pleasantville
The B&L mine.
Unorganized Polish miners.
Howard, Jules and Moira spent several hours on the road, and they eventually reached a forlorn little mining village named Pleasantville, in addition to a Polish name seemingly only composed of the letters "s" and "z". The mine was guarded by B&L security thugs, while what seemed to be native American laborers were toiling in the mine itself. There was, of course, a Catholic church dedicated to St. Barbara in Pleasantville, and it was headed by father Wolfram, and he had a most difficult time tensing for his flock. Besides abject poverty, there were a handful cases of suspected radiation poisoning. Moira Baker had, of course, brought along her Geiger counter as well as her most sizeable doctor's bag, and she could indeed confirm the radiation. The sick were tended for as best as Moira could, and a pair of contaminated gloves were secured. B&L were clearly abusing the poor Polish miners, and Jules gave them some pertinent information regarding labor laws and unions. Jules and Howard also managed to find out that all the contaminated miners had been working in a "Shaft Z" and that the ore was transported from the B&L mine to the Topsfield Power Plant.
Father Wolfram
Meanwhile, Mackie had figured out that although the power plant had been built by General Electric, the money behind the operation came from a shady character named Otto Argo. She could not find a photograph of Mr. Argo, but records did indicate several odd and interesting facts about him, including that he had died several times, most recently in New Mexico. They also secured a copy of the news clippings that Lake's strange follower had ordered from the Arkham Advertiser, and by now, Mackie was quite fed up with living off coffee and cigarettes alone while enduring Irwin going on and on about that Bogislav Klimnik character. That evening, Doc Brown came over to analyze the radioactive dust on the gloves. It was, of course, Cobolttorium-G.
Wednesday, April 8, was to become a day that would live on in Arkham memory for decades. It all started at around ten o'clock, when a tall and broad-shouldered stranger walked up to J. Pollack Fine Antiques. It was indeed the man searching for Howard Lake, and since all the intrepid investigators were gathered in the back of the shop, they scrambled to fetch their firearms while Burlington Jones distracted the stranger. Moira headed out through the back door, followed by Mackie, while Jules and Lake guarded the store, with Lake taking up a firing position on the second floor. Irwin Bowers seemed to be more than a little confused, though, and he began looking at old books, finding a copy of Alexandre Dumas "Three Musketeers" in the original French to be particularly fascinating. The stranger said that he would return.
Beware of strangers with Tommy guns!
Moira and Mackie confronted the stranger outside Jules' store, but the stranger simply grabbed Mackie by the throat, choking her with enormous force. Moira let her Springfield rifle do the talking, and a round slammed into the chest of the stranger, followed by another one right into the side of the stranger's head. To her utter revulsion, the stranger seemed to ignore the impact of the rounds as a whitish-grey fluid and strange tubing seemed to pour out of the wounds as well as the mouth, nose and eyes. One eye rolled out of his socket and onto the cheek of the stranger, but he calmly popped back the eye into the socket while producing not one, but two Tommy guns. By now, Jules and Howrd had started firing at the stranger, but he answered by emptying his magazines of .45 rounds into J. Polack Fine Antiques. Jules and Burlington took cover, yelling to Mrs. O'Flaherty to get out or take cover.
Meanwhile, Mackie returned into the building, bolting upstairs with half a gallon of vodka, a rag, and a box of matches. This stranger, or strange creature, would require the McNamara treatment: firebombing! The strange creature started to reload his Tommy guns, while Jules loaded odds and ends into his real authentic replica Revolutionary War 4th of July Saluting Cannon. Moira finished off her magazine, hitting the creature repeatedly, but the rifle rounds seemed to provide mere distraction. However, that distraction was enough to enable Mackie to drop first a moose hunting trophy and then the lit firebomb at the creature. The crowning event was Jules Pollack firing off his cannon, and the monstrosity, now flaming and with multiple wounds, was seen running at an incredible speed out of Arkham. He left mayhem in his tracks, as well as several dead or injured national Guardsmen and police officers, in addition to a couple of small fires.
All of this, and it was still before lunch...
Mackie's handiwork.
As one might expect, the rest of the day was spent dealing with everything from the Arkham PD and insurance companies to simply cleaning up. At one point, just before dinnertime, two Federal agents came into J. Pollack Fine Antiques, introducing themselves as Special Agent Corrigan and Special Agent Leiter. They said that they had been searching the room that "Mr. Smith", i.e. the stranger, rented, and they also said that he must have been quite the "Buck Rogers Fan". As Pollack and Lake looked at the Federal agents quizzically, they handed over a news article printed on a strange, oily sheet of what seemed to be some form of epoxy:
Sunday, March 14, 2021
My Arkham Weekend
ARKHAM ADVERTISER
September 1, 1924
MINERAL FINDS IN NEW MEXICO BAFFLE BOFFINS
Thursday, March 11, 2021
Mines & Monsters!
The three amigos eventually decided to leave the abandoned Seventh Adventist's church they'd spent Christmas Day in, and they proceeded to follow tracks from the gruesome monstrosity that stalked the ghost town of White Oaks. Ashford, Cannon and McCloud were all feeling the ill effects of a disturbed night's sleep, and the stark sunlight seemed unnaturally bright. They stabled McCloud's horse, grabbed necessary equipment, and then walked cautiously towards the Broken Toe Mine. The investigators were not the only early birds in the mountains, though: a dozen brutish-looking cattle hands were surveying a mass of destroyed mining equipment. Not a single item seemed to have avoided denting, crushing or shredding. The leader of the roughnecks stepped forward, and after a brief "howdy", he asked the three investigators what they might be up to on a fine Friday morning. The conversation was far from warm and including, but it was clear that the hoodlums were looking for whoever might have killed their companions and destroyed much precious equipment. "Whoever" soon turned out to be the Antahueca Apache, although the thugs used more derogatory language. Frank Cannon flashed his P.I. badge, and insisted that the trio were stalking a dangerous killer that had fled into the mine. Boss Martin and his gang - for this was indeed Boss Martin - paid scant attention to the investigators, as they had their eyes set on a different prize. They rode off to meet up with Sheriff Donahue while Ashford, Cannon and McCloud entered the mine with the latter taking point.
Boss Martin had warned them from straying off the main passage, as the mine was old and there were deep shafts that were difficult to spot for the unwary. The mine was indeed forbidding, and there were still remnants of the old mining operations: boxes, crates, graffiti, and the odd broken implement. Lotus Ashford did notice something out of the ordinary, though: an empty box for a Geiger counter from MIT, including a partially destroyed user's manual. Another more disturbing discovery was a pile some three or four feet across with what seemed to be decayed human remains that somehow seemed to have been molted off something else, perhaps something bigger. More pieces of rotting flesh were found as the trio proceeded, one of them still sporting a tattooed blueish heart pierced by an arrow.
A partially collapsed floor forced the three amigos to attach themselves with ropes and carefully sidestep the lightless pit. However, disaster almost struck as Lotus Ashford lost his footing and started slipping into the abyss, leaving Frank Cannon mere inches from taking the plunge together with Lotus. McCloud acted quickly, as he used the old sleepers to brace himself, and after much cursing and flailing about, they managed to get out of a truly frightful situation, but only after causing the remaining floor around the pit to collapse in a cloud of fetid dust. Unperturbed, the trio proceeded forward, hoping to find a way back through some other passage. As they reached the end of the main passage, it branched out to two narrower passageways, the right at an acute angle downwards, and the left one straight and level. Ashford turned around, and he shuddered as the light from the entrance of the mine was blotted out for a fraction of a second. Was there someone between the investigators and the mine entrance or was his mind playing him tricks?
As McCloud proceeded down the left passageway, it split up again. McCloud first shone his lantern to the right, but it was when he turned to his left that he saw a new form of abomination. Almost surreal in its execution, this seemed to be a new amalgamation of body parts attached to each other in a most unholy fashion. The beast was wheezing like a deranged steam engine, and the enormous stitched together mouth tried to form word as slobber-like fluids dropped down the corner of the orifice: "muuuust, musst, destrooooooy...". Both McCloud and Cannon shrieked in panic, and dashed for the exit from the mine. Lotus Ashford was equally terrified, but he fired off several rounds from his revolver at the monstrosity. The rounds seemed to have effect, as ichor ran out of the horrendous wounds, but the creature proceeded to chase the investigators. With an abomination before them and a bottomless pit in front of them, the situation was dire indeed. Cannon and McCloud had cut off their ropes, and Frank Cannon was sprinting towards the exit while attempting to jump across the six- or seven-foot gap in the passage. He jumped with all of his strength, but to no avail, as his arms flailed to grab anything to hinder him from falling into the abyss. Fortunately, McCloud jumped after Cannon and after being helped up on his feet, Frank Cannon pulled out a dynamite stick from his rucksack. Meanwhile, Lotus Ashford emptied his revolver at the monstrosity, but it seemed as if the unnamable thing was preparing to jump after the investigators, stretching its rubber-like body in a gelatinous fashion. Frank Cannon fought his urge to just run out of the mine, and his trembling hands lite the fuse and threw the dynamite stick. It exploded just as the beast jumped, showering the three amigos with all kinds of body fragments and goo.
Wednesday, March 3, 2021
The Legend of Skin-Bob
It is said that he (for we think Skin-Bob may have been manfolk, but we're not entirely sure) has been sighted around dawn or dusk, standing at the side of the road and waitin' for a ride. Skin-Bob is typically wearin' a horseman's overcoat, a scarf and a hat, and he has a voice smooth as honey. He'll really want that ride, since he wants to know you real well. Real well...
Now, Skin-Bob wants somethin' besides the ride. He'll sweet-talk you for quite some time, never removin' his garments, and you'll just see his eyes and hear that voice. Skin-Bob's eyes seem to dee-fi descriptin, an those who survived meetin' Skin-Bob always remember them eyes, but not what they really look like. After listenin' to him for a while - some folk it's hours, some say even days - he'll reveal what he really wants, and you will barely notice as that short an' razor-sharp knife of his enters your body. Some folk says it's a claw, other that he's bitin' you, but I say it's a knife, a skinner's knife. You see, Skin-Bob wants just that your skin. That's the one item he's lackin' - skin. When he jumps out of that coat, he's flayed as a deer after huntin' season, and he needs new skin, since even if he has some form of life, his skin rots, and peels, and falls off in shreds and tatters. He will seek you out for a new skin-suit, and you'll eventually be left a skinless bloody thing at the side of the road, perhaps even livin' in real pain for some time until the hurtin' really does you in.
- Eliza Hawkins, Brattleboro, Massachusetts. Recorded in 1915. Recording kept at The Brooklyn Museum, New York.
Robert Skinner was queer man, living by himself and minding his own business in a stately residence outside Worcester around the time of the Revolutionary War. He was a learned man, but some say that he also delved far into the arcane and the unwholesome, although he was more known for providing his community with many of the necessities others couldn't afford. Despite these endearing qualities, persistent rumors spoke of other things, especially strange visitors during Maundy Thursday and Walpurgis, visitors that seemed to leave unnatural footprints in the planters outside Skinner's mansion.
Robert Skinner was also a patriot, and he enlisted in the Massachusetts Militia under Colonel Wilkes as the war started. Skinner was given a captaincy in the regiment, and he attacked both Tories and the British with much ferocity during several of the early battle of the war. As rumors started spreading about his conduct, many of the New England Tories wanted to see him dead, and they eventually caught up with him outside Westfield. He was forcefully dragged out of the private library were he was temporarily residing. The Tories mocked him for his name, and decided to demonstrate their skills with the knife. Thus, Skinner was indeed flayed alive, and before succumbing to the gruesome treatment, he cursed the Tories and swore to make sure that none of the laughing miscreants were to see their next birthday. That was to be the case, and the offending Tories were said to be found in sad states of dismemberment during the week before their respective birthdays. This eventually grew into the legend of "Skin-Bob", who would hunt Tories, British and Hessians for their skin.
- E. F. Robinson. Macabre and Patriotic Tales of the Revolutionary War. Providence: Charterhouse Publishing, 1878.
...there are also indications that the legend of Skin-Bob may have its origins in Indian myth and legend that may have become part of the early colonial storytelling, perhaps as early as the mid-seventeenth century. Legends similar to the tale of Skin-Bob can be found in the lore of several Indian tribes, all the way from New England to the west and possibly as far as certain Apache and Navajo tribes in the southwestern territories of the United States, where the tales of the Skinwalker (yee naaldlooshii or yig naaldloshii) can be found. There are also similarities to the folklore surrounding the Flayed Lord in Aztec culture.
- Thomas D. Marcus. Indian Mythology. Arkham: Miskatonic University Publishing, 1911.


























