A fierce dogfight ensued, and as the investigators tumbled around with the crazed beasts, Moira reached for an unlikely champion: Karen the hen, who was quite terrified in her cage. The feathered companion did manage to distract one of the crazed canines, and the investigators subsequently did dispatch the dogs without further ado. The small and filthy schack did contain a basement, and a very scared Theresa Ruiz was found chained to a potbelly stove. This was a happy ending of sorts, although there was no sign of the villanous Pagano. However, there was still a book to purchase, a wrestling event to attend, and a movie mogul to satisfy.
The Epic Adventures of Alter, Baker, Bonhofer, Jeremiah, Lake, MacNamara, and Pollack, Paranormal Investigators. Also including the strange events in New Mexico featuring Ashford, Cannon and McCloud, as well as the cases of Cannon, Doctorow & Lockwood, Private Investigators, and now including Antiques by Coleridge.
Sunday, September 6, 2020
In Need of Experts: Finding Theresa Ruiz
A fierce dogfight ensued, and as the investigators tumbled around with the crazed beasts, Moira reached for an unlikely champion: Karen the hen, who was quite terrified in her cage. The feathered companion did manage to distract one of the crazed canines, and the investigators subsequently did dispatch the dogs without further ado. The small and filthy schack did contain a basement, and a very scared Theresa Ruiz was found chained to a potbelly stove. This was a happy ending of sorts, although there was no sign of the villanous Pagano. However, there was still a book to purchase, a wrestling event to attend, and a movie mogul to satisfy.
Friday, August 7, 2020
In Need of Experts: A Hen Called Karen
As a Saturday morning broke, the LAPD was walking around the set, knocking on trailers and showing the sleepy occupants pictures of a young girl named Theresa Ruiz. She was allegedly kidnapped just outside the set yesterday morning. The intrepid investigators sensed some urgency in their attempts to find out where Pagano might be, and what he might be up to. Samuel Goldwyn was furious by now, simply livid. With his trusty assistant – Joe Pagano – gone and police swarming over the set, this was heading in a most unwanted publicity direction. The indomitable investigators split forces, with Lake and Baker heading to the Los Angeles Historical Society to examine, Thaumaturgical Prodigies in the New England Canaan and to find any connection to Joe Pagano. Mackie, Jules and Henry decided to drive over to the quarantined so-called Mexican District, a neighborhood of thousands of people living in rundown wood-frame homes and dirt yards east of Downtown. Also referred to as the “Macy Street District” and “Little Mexico,” this neighborhood of makeshift lean-tos, aging catalog kit houses, crumbling brick structures, and adobes abutted the old Chinatown and the original Los Angeles Pueblo.
From the diary of Moira Baker:
The LA Historical Society is located in a rather rickety building just south of the Hollywood Hills. The door was opened by an older lady, Ms. Plunkett, and Henry Lake turned out to be quite the lush, expelling layers of schmaltz to sweep Ms. Plunkett off her feet. We were promptly given access to the Thaumaturgical Prodigies in the New England Canaan, and it turned out to be not only a first edition, but the commentary in the margins were actually penned by the priest Ward Phillips himself back in 1788 or so!
As we delved into the book, I could not get rid of a gnawing knot of despair when I think of the little girl Theresa Ruiz and what Pagano might do to her. I can only conclude that she is heading towards a horrible soul-devouring fate unless we find her in time. I have read the hoary tomes and grimoires that describe the horrible fashion of sacrifice that supposedly placates these strange eldritch beings that seem to be found in the remote corners of our society. Something truly terrible might happen on Friday!
From the diary of Henry Chester:
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From the diary of Jules Pollack:
The Mexican District is an abominable insult to immigrant working-class families, and the police and reservists that had cordoned off the area were much more interested in keeping the immigrants out of society than actually helping fight the “Double Pneumonia” that is crippling this neighborhood. We were finally allowed to enter, but we were told to be on our guard against the local inhabitants, which were called by any number of slurs. The Mexican District was foul-smelling, and disturbingly empty. One could notice the furtive stares from inside decrepit buildings as we slowly drove down grimy Spring Street. We eventually found an old lady at a fruit stand, and Henry spoke to her in Spanish as we eyed the sad produce in front of her. The exchange was rapid, and we were finally gifted with information, fruit, and a hen. Seek out a bar, the school, Carlotta Romero, principal Jesus Toledo, and Savatore Brixi, in no particular order.
From the diary of Mackie Mackenzie:
I’ve been pollo:ed, and I am now the owner of a hen that likes to roost in a paper bag. I shall call her Karen, and she will be my watch-hen. Huzzah!
There are three churches in the Mexican District, the Church of Saint Franciscus, the Baptist Mission Church on Avila and Bauchet, and Church of Our Lady Mary, Star of the Sea. Saint Franciscus was surrounded by the bereft, as there were several funerals. Several of the immigrants outside the church looked quite ill, and one of then kept coughing up huge blobs of blood-steaked mucus. The Baptist mission is run by Ms. Bethany Dietrick, a devout and sturdy provider of much needed charity, and she was very concerned with this double pneumonia that is spreading uncontrolled through the Mexican District. Finally, the Star of the Sea church was closed and locked, and a dusty sign simply stated “services Sundays, open Mondays”. As dusk was approaching, we decided to head back to the film studio, and head back to the Mexican District together with Moira and Mr. Lake tomorrow morning, as in Sunday.
That Sunday, the illustrious investigators did drive back to the Mexican District. The first stop was the Church of Our Lady Mary, Star of the Sea. The sturdy padlock on the rear entrance did fare poorly against the lock picking equipment and deft hands of Lake and Chester, and it was only a matter of minutes before the party of five entered a dusty and cobwebbed church. Lake privately questioned both the judgement the and sanity of his comrades as Pollack expertly pointed out ominous occult patterns that had been painted in front of the altar, and this led to a most thorough search in and under the church – or was it even a church? Persistence eventually paid off, and Moira Baker found an extraordinarily well hidden compartment inside the writing desk in the refrectory. It contained a fairly sizeable notebook with the title “Proceedings of the Esoteric Order of Dagon”, and both Mackie and Moira realized that this may actually pertain to the lost cursed cult of Dagon, whose devilish worshippers were burned alive and their ashes strewn for the winds by Roman legionnaires back in antiquity, although it cost the mind of the legate Claudius Lucius Brocca.
Much had been written in the notebook over the course of half a century, but the final paragraphs were particularly chilling:
“We leave tomorrow, beckoning the summons of our Father Dagon. But we have prepared the land for his return, and we shall witness the glory of his rule, his omnipotence. The unfaithful will be vanquished by a lingering malaise, a few at first, but eventually all who do not bow down to father Dagon on the twenty-first of the second”
- Sister Carmilla, Prefect of the Esoteric Order of Dagon, on March 25, 1913, as witnessed by the faithful.
Mackie added the information below regarding Dagon:
Dagon (Phoenician romanized: Dāgūn; Hebrew: דָּגוֹן Dāgōn) or Dagan (Sumerian romanized: dda-gan[) is an ancient Mesopotamian and ancient Canaanite deity. He appears to have been worshipped as a fertility god in Ebla, Assyria, Ugarit, and among the Amorites. The Hebrew Bible mentions him as the national god of the Philistines with temples at Ashdod and elsewhere in Gaza.
A long-standing association with a Canaanite word for "fish" (as in Hebrew: דג, Tib. /dɔːg/), perhaps going back to the Iron Age, has led to an interpretation as a "fish-god", and the association of "merman" motifs in Assyrian art (such as the "Dagon" relief found by Austen Henry Layard in the 1840s).
Marnas was the Hellenistic expression of Dagon. His temple, the Marneion—the last surviving great cult center of paganism—was burned by order of the Roman emperor during the Persecution of pagans in the late Roman Empire in 402. Treading upon the sanctuary's paving-stones had been forbidden. Christians later used these same to pave the public marketplace. Dagon is still mentioned as a figure of cultic worship in the First Book of Ethiopian Maccabees (12:12), which was composed sometime in the 4th century AD.
The "fish" etymology was accepted in 19th and early 20th century scholarship. This led to the association with the "merman" motif in Assyrian and Phoenician art (e.g. Julius Wellhausen, William Robertson Smith), and with the figure of the Babylonian Oannes (Ὡάννης) mentioned by Berossus (3rd century BC).
The first to cast doubt on the "fish" etymology was Schmökel (1928), who suggested that while Dagon was not in origin a "fish god", the association with dâg "fish" among the maritime Canaanites (Phoenicians) would have affected the god's iconography.[9] Fontenrose (1957:278) still suggests that Berossos's Odakon, part man and part fish, was possibly a garbled version of Dagon. Dagon was also equated with Oannes.
The association with dāg/dâg 'fish' is made by 11th-century Jewish Bible commentator Rashi. In the 13th century, David Kimhi interpreted the odd sentence in 1 Samuel 5.2–7 that "only Dagon was left to him" to mean "only the form of a fish was left", adding: "It is said that Dagon, from his navel down, had the form of a fish (whence his name, Dagon), and from his navel up, the form of a man, as it is said, his two hands were cut off." The Septuagint text of 1 Samuel 5.2–7 says that both the hands and the head of the image of Dagon were broken off.
—Roman imperial period An abundance of material and literary sources indicate that the cult of Marnas was associated with the ancient city of Gaza, located in the Eastern Mediterranean on what is today Palestine. According to Taco Terpstra, the literary texts represent Marnas as a "sky god who also performed oracles. Ancient authors equate him with Cretan Zeus, but the tradition seems to be Hellenistic in date."(Terpstra, p. 182). The depictions of Marnas in coin iconography is not consistent. At times he is shown naked, similar to a naked and bearded Zeus, either seated on a throne or standing while holding a lightning bolt. Other images show Marnas holding a bow, standing on a pedestal in front of a female deity. Regardless of the variety of depictions, the abundance of them on coins indicates that the inhabitants of Gaza held him in high esteem and associated this god with their city. (Terpstra, 182). Gazan overseas traders were still adhering to this cult well into the fifth century CE (Terpstra p.186).
–In Christian literature Marnas is mentioned in the works of the fourth century scholar and theologian Jerome, in several stories from his Life of St. Hilarion, written around 390 CE, in which he condemns his adherents as idolatrous and as "enemies of God." Violent sentiments against the cult of Marnas and the destruction of his temple in Gaza are described by Mark the Deacon, in his account of the life of the early fifth-century saint Porphyry of Thessalonica (Vita Porphyri). This request was eventually granted, and after all temples had been destroyed, Porphyry built a church over the ruins of Marnas's temple with financial and other assistance from empress Eudoxia Marnas's temple, Mark the deacon petitioned the emperor Arcadius through his wife Eudoxia to grant a request to have all pagan temples in Gaza destroyed(Terpstra, p. 184-5).
Friday, July 24, 2020
In Need of Experts, Part Two
The Los Angeles Historical Society will be holding a gala and auction on Wednesday, March 26, at 7 pm. The auction will take Place at 1122 Larchmont Street in Hancock Park, and a great range of unique items from Los Angeles' past will be featured, including several rare books as well as works of art. The proceeds from the auction will help finance a new building for the Historical Society.
Some excerpts from the notebook, a 162-page heavy bound book with all but eleven pages filled with scribbled notes, enormous amounts of repetitive prayers, charts and tables, as well as sketches of questionable spiritual value
The Israelites knew it knew how………….the immortal offering, defying the Antipater. How do we speak to Our LORD, God Almighty. Our OverLORD!!!
I believe I may have found the real meaning of ichthys. It is not IESOUS CHRISTOS THEOU YIOS SOTER. We were looking at the wrong language, it is not Greek, it is Hebrew. Ichthys, fish, is דחג (DAHG), beckoning to Jahve as its Phoenician avatar Dag(on), Dagon. Dagon.
Thursday, July 16, 2020
Los Angeles Times, March 12, 1924
A Sheriffs’ Relief Association has been organized by Sheriff Eugene Biscailuz as the benevolent arm of the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department as of March 1, 1924. Its primary purpose is to address the needs of Department members during individual times of family crisis. Its membership is to be composed of sworn and civilian and current and retired employees who maintain their active status in the Association by paying dues collected monthly via payroll deduction.
The 'International Winter Sports Week' in Chamonix that was organized by the French Olympic committee has been deemed an outstanding success, and it has been decided to hold Winter Olympic Games every four years, and the inaugural completion has retroactively been named the First Winter Olympic. The events in Chamonix included bobsleigh, curling, ice hockey and various versions of Nordic skiing. Norway won the most Gold medals, with 4, for a tally of 17 overall.
Francesca Guiterrez, age 15, was taken ill last week and pronounced dead upon arrival at St. Mary’s Hospital on Friday, February 7. Her neighbor, Lucena Hidalgo, who was six months’ pregnant, and who had cared for Ms. Guiterrez, miscarried and passed away later that same day. These are some of the latest victims of what has been labeled ‘double pneumonia’ by medical examiners. Several blocks of downtown Los Angeles have been quarantined as of Monday, February 10.
Germany has declared the German Communist Party, KPD, to be legal, and it is expected to take part in the elections for the Reichstag on May 4, having abandoned the goal of immediate revolution. The KPD has a new leadership since 1923, and it is expected to campaign vigorously. The new leadership is nowadays supposed to be quite loyal to Red Moscow after previous demands from Lenin and Trotsky to change the leadership of the KPD.
The Los Angeles Police Department has not commented on what seems to be a burglary of the popular Los Angeles museum on the night of March 11. According to the head of the Egyptology Department, Dr. Joseph Warren, several very valuable items were stolen, including a gold-plated candlestick and written works from antiquity.
Saturday, July 11, 2020
Late Evening, March 12, 1924
Sunday, June 21, 2020
In Need of Experts, Part One
Dear Ms. Mackenzie
I have not had the pleasure of meeting you in person, yet, I had the pleasure of meeting your late father some years ago, and he spoke very warmly of your academic prowess. I will proceed to introduce myself: I am a film producer, and I have been working in this field for just about a decade. As you are well aware of, the current fad for all things Egyptian has been well spread, and I am planning on producing a frightful and shocking film about a dead priestess brought back to life in pursuit of long-lost love. The film will star William Gerrymor, Rita Zann, and Reginald van Buren, names who you might be acquainted with. The film will be directed by Gerhard Besser.
I have some truly excellent actors, a great director and a fantastic script to use, but I want the audience to truly experience the spirit of ancient Egypt through the silver screen. My films aspire to perfection, and that is why I am reaching out to you. I am most aware of you and some of your friends and colleagues being very knowledgeable about Egyptian history, a field that I am decidedly less qualified to engage in. My previous films, for example Vanity Fair and Three Wise Fools, have been praised by the press for their authenticity, and I am committed to following this path. I would therefore like to ask you and colleagues to advise myself and the director, Mr. Besser, so that we may complete the film in a way that will provide alluring, yet authentic.
The film is to be shot in Hollywood, which is in Los Angeles, California. I will provide you with a suitable salary as well as compensation pertaining to travel and accomodations. Please do let me know if this seems amenable to you at your earliest convenience.
Most sincerely
Samuel Goldwyn
The Plot of The Curse of the Mummy:




























