Wednesday, January 15, 2020

THE ARKHAM ADVERTISER
Saturday, October 20, 1923
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Stunning Finds in Egypt to be Displayed in Brooklyn
In the wake of finding Tutakhamen’s tomb with its wondrous treasures, the interest in all things of Ancient Egypt remains strong. Professor Theodore Higgins of the Brooklyn museum has recently acquired several interesting and unique finds, and many will displayed for the oublic during the Spring of 1924. The artifacts include both objects and tablets, some of them dating back to more than 2,000 BC. The Brooklyn Museum houses the most prominent collection of Egyptian arifacts and scriptures in the United States. 


Professor T. Higgins.
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Yankees Win World Series
On October 15, the New York Yankees defeated the crosstown rival New York Giants to win their first World Series title in the team's history. A five-run rally in the eighth inning gave the Yankees a 6-4 lead in the clinching game, played at the Giants' home park the Polo Grounds, former home of the Yankees from 1913 to last year. The 1923 season marked the first ever played in the newly erected Yankee Stadium.
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Socialite in a Coma
A well-known Arkham socialite rumored to be Ella B. Cocker was carried out from a separate dining room at the Metropolitan Restaurant yesterday evening, One of her confidentes claimed that she was just suffering from a mild case of food poisoning, but it was also claimed that there was a more sinister explanation afoot, namely that she had suffered a stroke caused by one of her own soirées. Ms. Cocker is the bestselling author of A Lady in Jade. which was published last year.The Arkham Advertiser will continue to investigate this particular occurance.

Ms. Ella B. Cocker in conversation with Ms. Jacqueline du Plessis outside the Pawtuxet.







Saturday, September 21, 2019

A letter from Professor Harold C. De Winter


Harold C. De Winter, PhD
Department of Archaeology
Miskatonic University, Arkham, Mass.



February 24, 1925


Dear Mr. Pollack,

As you may have noticed from the letterhead, I have been given a new position at Miskatonic University following the tragic affairs surrounding Professor Wyndham during the spring of 1923. Please do understand that I was most saddened by the course of events, and that I now only feel remorse for harboring years of resentment against Professor Wyndham. Yet, I am pleased to be back at the Department of Archaeology, and I intend to honor the legacy of Professor Wyndham by working twice as hard as previously.

My most recent project came about last November, after half a week of particularly heavy rains had hit parts of New England. A friend and colleague of mine was handed a strange stone statuette of sorts (please find an attached photograph of the object!), and he was told that a local farmer had found this in a waterlogged field on his property. My colleague, who works at a local museum, did conduct a most preliminary survey of the location of the find, and he is positive that there may be an old Indian burial ground or something else, perhaps of ceremonial importance, to be found there. It is odd, though, since I am not aware of any Indian settlements at this particular location (do not worry, I will share the exact location in a not too distant future!), but then, the past is an obscure place, and we really know very little of what transpired in pre-Columbian times.

Therefore, I am reaching out to you after having heard some rumors regarding your experiences dealing with strange archaeological finds in exotic locations. I can assure you that the location is not exotic, but I feel that the knowledge and experience of yourself, Dr. McNamara, Ms. Baker, Mr. Lake and Mr. Chester would be most beneficial to surveying the location. I am considering a preliminary survey during the first or second week of March, to be followed by a proper dig at some point in late April of 1925. Besides the potential interest of the actual dig and survey, I am confident that I will be able to provide room and board, not too mention adequate mention and exposure of the name of J. Pollack Fine Antiques in Miskatonic U. events and publications.

Most sincerely yours,

De Winter





Dr. Harold Charles de Winter is newly re-appointed professor at Miskatonic University. He is known to be a notorious crank, although it is said that he has mellowed quite a bit recently. Even his foes admit that he is an outstanding scholar, especially regarding New England’s early and pre-Columbian history. He was removed from Miskatonic for several years after a commission of inquiry found him engaged in unethical practices, and it deserves to be mentioned that professor Wyndham was the deputy chair of the commission.

Sunday, September 15, 2019

Jiangshi!

From the diary of Henry Chester:

(unintelligible)


Some notes from Jules Pollack:

Poor Henry! He was truly upset to hear of the death of his old friend and Mentor, Moishe Golansky. I felt more than obliged to support him by travelling to New York and attending the funeral, and fortunately so did Mackie. Moira was still recovering from our Egyptian excursion, and she was, of course, excused. We were staying at the Savoy, and despite the tragic circumstances, we were a tad curious about the Golansky inheritance.

The funeral service was held at Temple B'nei Avraham, which is located in Manhattan's Chinatown, The service coincided with the Chinese Harvest Moon Festival, Zhongqui Jié. The raucous celebrations contrasted starkly to the somber mood in the temple. The executor of the will, attorney Robert Winthorpe, who was quite hard of hearing and therefore incredibly loud, passed a small chest or coffer to Henry, and I decided to safeguard the chest in the office of the temple during the service. I could not have anticipated the subsequent course of events, but I was, as usual, very happy to be armed with my excellent and well-maintained .38 revolver, a most lethal and pleasant gun to own, fire, maintain, and keep close, because I had not anticipated to run into Herr Mayer and his menagerie.

Herr Mayer


A letter from Lao Wan:

Dear Miss MacKenzie, Mr. Chester and Mr. Pollack,

I am writing to you from a position of sincere debt, since I dare say that I would be with my ancestors if it was not for your resourcefulness, wisdom, and martial skills. I did not expect an attack by what seemed to be Jiangshi, undead creatures of Chinese legend, upon a peaceful funeral, but seeing Miss MacKenzie and Mr. Chester wrestling one to the ground and tearing off its head was truly remarkable. Miss MacKenzie is indeed a woman of many skills! Mr. Pollack disptached a female jiangshi with his handgun, and we sought our refuge to the dismal sewers under our city together with Father Ignatius P. O'Reilly and the escapist Harry Houdini. They were subsequently separated from our small group, but we did battle with many a jiangshi, and I tried to contribute to the best of my abilities. As we reached one of the many festive gatherings for Zhongqui Jié, I did witness the skillful exchange between the villainous Herr Meyer, Mr. Chester and Mr. Pollack that saved Mr. Pollack's life: a bottle of antidote was traded for an old book in the middle of the festivities, and by using most able pyrotechnics, we managed to escape from the Herr Mayer and his cronies. 

I am indeed most grateful for saving my life. I will remain a true friend, and I will provide any assistance in the days head, since I feel that we are facing turbulent times with great disharmony.

Sincerely,

Lao Wan
   

From the diary of "Mackie" MacKenzie:

With the benefit of hindsight, I cannot believe that we were so naive as to let that despicable Herr Mayer place his filthy Teutonic paws on the legendary Liver Ivonis, the Book of Eibon. I just wish we could have figured out some other way to make sure that Jules wasn't poisoned from the ungodly walking dead that stalked us down the hellish sewers of New York's Chinatown! And now the book is presumably on its way to Europe, and equally presumably to Dietrich Eckhardt and the Black Sun. I fear for the consequences of this, since the Liber Ivonis contains truly disturbing formulae and incantations to contact weird and disturbing entities from outside our cosmos, including the blasphemous gaggle of insanity Yog-Sothoth, the being that seems to be of such importance to Herr Mayer and his ilk. Considering what the Black Sun attempted to accomplish in Egypt with the Raven Horus as well as previously with the Arumbaya fetish, I fear the worst, and I have an increasingly difficult time sleeping well at night. What have we done?

 

Friday, August 30, 2019

Sad news


Manhattan, September 30, 1923



Dear Mr. Spencer, 

I regret to inform you that Mr. Moishe Golansky was found dead in his ward on September 20. His remains have been transferred to the Goldmann funeral home from Bellevue following an autopsy, and the funeral will take place at Temple B’nei Avraham on 33 Elizabeth Street on October 2, 1923.  


With sincere condolences,


H. P. Vance, MD


Hightower Antiques and Fine Arts
1170 Madison Avenue
Manhattan, New York

Dear Mr.Pollack,

I am writing to inform you that the auction of the rare items from Egypt that you provided last month was an outstanding success. Please find attached the catalogue and the final list of all items auctioned. You will be able to pick a check for the final amount at any point in time you desire after September 30, 1923.

Also, I would once more like to inquire about the rare Horus statue I mentioned in a previous letter. There are several interested potential clients, and if you are in possession of such an item, it would fetch a most handful price if sold or auctioned.

Sincerely yours,

James Partridge II

Sunday, August 25, 2019

Frank Cannon and Lotus Ashford Go South.



The Miskatonic Univerity has several departments, some of the more well-known include the Medical School, the Department of History and the Department of Physics and Mathematics. However, Miskatonic does have a small but well-renowned Department of Music.
The Music Department aims to develop an appreciation of music amongst the entire student body at Miskatonic University, as well as to offer conservatory level training to those pursuing careers as professional musicians.  To these ends, the department offers introductory courses in music history and music appreciation designed for even the most novice student of musical arts, as well as advanced coursework in musicology, composition theory, and conducting.  All students pursuing music as their main course of study are required to take a one-hour private lesson in their main instrument each week.  In addition, students are expected to acquire, through private lessons on or off campus, a minimum level of proficiency in a second instrument as a requirement for graduation.  Miskatonic’s music ensembles, Concert Choir and Orchestra, are open to students in all fields of study.  Auditions for the both Concert Choir and Orchestra are held annually at the beginning of each Fall semester.”
The Department of Music was headed by Professor J. Pemberton Cass until early last year, when he retired to his native Mississippi after inheriting the family ranch in Utica, MS., from his dear mother. Pemberton was sorely missed in Arkham, since he had been quite prominent in the social life of Arkham, where he lived for almost 15 years. With his charming drawl and general witticisms, the notorious bachelor was the life of the party. Pemberton was also a quite accomplished scholar specialized in American folk music, especially from the South. He also enjoyed playing the piano and the violin at various social functions as well as clubs. Pemberton often travelled to the American South in serach of both new and old music, as well as instruments and Americana connected to folk music.
Despite moving back to Mississippi, Pemberton kept in contact with many of his friends in New England, and he remains a frequent correspondent.
J. Pemberton Cass
Cass House
Ridge Road
Utica, MS
May 10, 1923

Dear Friends, 
I hope that this letter finds you in good health and that the Arkham spring has sprung upon you. You surely remember my niece, Constance, who often visited Arkham during breaks from her studies at Tulane University in New Orleans? Well, she has finally graduated from the Department of Literature, and as Magna Cum Laude! I Intend to hold a party for her on June 20, and I would be most honored if you would be able to join us for the week, since it is after all a bit of a trip to take. However, rest assured (pun intended) that there are many comfortable rooms in Cass House, and it will be an excellent opportunity to catch up, enjoy southern hospitality as well as some really good music.
With sincere hopes of seeing you soon,
Pemberton

Talking to Sheriff Billy McIntyre at the Utica Morgue, just before midnight, June 20, 1923


”Gents, that is a hell of a mess you’ve gotten yourself into. I myself didn’t realize that the Thrasher killer would be coming to my town, but the Good Ole’ Boys of the Klan seem to have picked up on something when they broke into the house and dragged out that young guitar player and almost took him away to be strung up. Or perhaps they were just using the slaying of Miss de Winter to lynch some of the poor negroes on their Saturday blues night. I was myself looking forward to the grand party at J. Pemberton Cass’s House, but it turned into an interesting evening nonetheless, trundling through the mud, looking at mutilation and fending off the Klan. Those Klansmen are just petty crooks in frocks as far as I am concerned.
I did not expect that a human being could do such horrible things to a fine young lady as Miss de Winter, and it sort of makes you think of those old folk tales about people losing their eyes and the fiddler that was hung back in West Virginia in the day that y’all told me about.

But I’m telling you, Mr. Cannon, being a Yankee and firing off that machine rifle and killing off Jeb Calhoun’s favorite horse, you better skedaddle before the sun sets tomorrow evening. Father Hill and his band of hooded hooligans will try to get you as soon as it gets dark. Meanwhile, we might as well settle in here iu the morgue, deputy Donahue, the three of us and Ed the mortician over there. I brought along my trusty shotgun and a case of shells just in case we have some unwanted company before the sun goes up in a couple of hours. I’ll be on slab B to your left”.


From the diary of Lotus Ashford:
I am trying to gather my thoughts and impressions of what happened on the night of June 22. I seem to recall being in a morgue together with Sheriff McIntyre, Deputy O’Donahue, Frank Cannon and Ed the Mortician, and that the Klan seemed to be roaming the streets of Utica. We went to the Utica Hotel, Bar & Grill to look for suspects in the Thrasher killer case, but then, early in the morning, the accursed preacher Father Hill forcefully demanded that we hand over the ”guitar player” if we ran into him. It was then that we realized that the Klan might be on to something after all, and his name was Robert Johnson. He was the young blues musician we heard just two days before, and he would be trying to escape being lynched by the posse of klansmen. Sure enough, we picked him up trying to get on the train while Sheriff McIntyre distracted the klansmen at the station.
 Johnson told us a fantastic and frightful story as we trundled through the cotton fields in the first class car. He said that he had been taught how to play the guitar by a character named ”One-Eyed Jimbo”, who was ”supposedly full of hoodoo” at the intersection of road 61 and 49. There were some dark and ancient myths about One-Eyed Jimbo, that he was a beast, or even the Devil incarnate, and that playing the chords he taught you could have dire consequences. Nevertheless, we got off the train, rented a car, and proceeded to the crossroads. 
It was dark when we got there, and it was desolate indeed: endless cotton fields, a thick forest on the side of the Mississippi River, and a small shack or shed next to what looked like a long-abandoned general store. We stepped out of the car, looked into the shed, and realized that the inside was a hellish den of vile odors and frantically scribbled mathematical formulae or notes. Leaving the shed, we had Johnson start playing his guitar in the illuminated cones of the car’s headlights, his notes reaching out into the cotton fields and matching the cacophony of the cicadas in a bizarre and disturbing fashion. 
Then Jimbo showed up, seemingly out of nowhere. He was a smallish man, wearing worn tails and a high hat, and he seemed surrounded by a could of insects and strange, repulsive things. My memory thankfully starts to fail me at this point, since I do not recall how the fighting began. Did I hit One-Eyed Jimbo with the stock of my shotgun? Did the world turn into a mad nightmare in the cotton fields? I do not know how my senses at all could perceive the loathsome perversion that One-Eyed Jimbo transformed into. Our shots ringing into the dead blackness of the night! Johnson torching the shed! The shrieking, otherworldly noises from the beast! The cotton. Oh my God, cotton everywhere! Iä! Iä!
At daybreak I found myself in a first-class railway car. Thank God.


What Ashford and Cannon saw at the Crossroads


Cass House
Ridge Road
Utica, MS


June 23, 1923

Dear Frank,

 I hope this letter finds you well and that the trip back to Arkham didn’t lead to any additional trials and tribulations. I am, however, writing to ask you for a favor: as you may well recall, my niece, Constance Bryer, will be attending the Miskatonic University Department of Archaeology. Although she’s visted Arkham on many occassions, I would feel a bit better if you checked in with her every now and then, just to make sure that she fares well amongst the Yankees,

Most sincerely yours,

Pemberton

Saturday, August 24, 2019

Nightboat to Cairo!

I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey. It seemed a rather ordinary trip when Dr. "Mackie" MacKenzie, Mr. Jules Pollack, Ms. Moira Baker and Mr. Henry Chester, four young, ordinary, reasonably sane paranormal investigators, left Arkham that early June morning, to find the whereabouts of a professor Artburthnot MacKenzie, the ex-tutor and father of Ms. MacKenzie. It is true, there were dark storm clouds, heavy, black and pendulous towards which they were travelling. It's true, also, that the equipment they carried was somewhat outdated, but they being normal paranormal investigators and on an important mission… well, they were not going to let a storm spoil the events of their journey, were they? On a trip to Egypt….it was a trip they were going to remember...for a very long time. 

Professor MacKenzie was indeed lost together with professor Marston-Hyde, despite contradictory telegrams and letters. As soon as the paranormal investigators descended upon Cairo, strange things started happening. Moira Baker was almost smothered in her hotel room by an unknown assailant, only to be saved by the outstanding marksmanship of Jules Pollack. Strange individuals associated with the Fellowship of the Black Sun seemed to be keeping track of the investigators, and after securing the assistance of professor MacKenzie's old friend Mustafa al-Bakr, they all proceeded to the excavation site.  

The German, Herr Mattias Brenner, was initially suspected of having had something to do with the disappearance, but alas, no. He was simply running an excavation, and together they figured out approximately where professors MacKenzie and Marston-Hyde had ventured. As it turned out, there was indeed a remote oasis way out to the west of Sohag.

The horrors encountered in the oasis defy description, and the investigators were quite reluctant to describe the true nature of the abominations they encountered. Mackie MacKenzie stared out into some unfathomable inner abyss, Jules Pollack emptied his hip flask in one gulp while Moira Baker simply wept in complete silence. Only Henry Chester provided hints of gunfights against unnatural creatures followed by an encounter with an insane or even possessed Marston-Hyde and an immobilized professor MacKenzie. Chester claims that the meeting led what can only be assumed to be  a strange, possibly drug-induced, excursion into a desert, if one disregards Chesters mumbled account of intra-dimensional travel to hinder a cosmic horror named "Iogsattoth" from acquiring a "Demon Orb" that would devastate our world. Whatever happened in the far, far reaches of the desert claimed the lives of both professors, and the investigators did display some very weird injuries.

The story is more than a little odd, and it gives me a dark sense of foreboding. What really delves out in space or in the depths of Earth's unknown corners? After all, crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race, lost in time, and lost in space, and meaning.

Paul S. Grey, criminologist in Arkham, Massachusetts. September 10, 1923.


Mustafa al-Bakr

The oasis

Professor MacKenzie

Professor Marston-Hyde

The temple.